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About: I am the greatest poet since Rimbaud, but I smell infinitely better than the French
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Last poems posted:
Eleven Reasons For Love16-Mar-07/5:47 PM
Latitudes I'll Not, or Falter14-Mar-07/3:31 PM
Celebrity18-Nov-06/9:59 PM

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StyleVotesAverage
Free verse 1963 6.90
Haiku 193 7.10
Lyric 177 4.92
Limerick 49 6.63
Ode 62 7.08
Concrete 21 7.05
Other 175 6.17
Sonnet 38 7.89
Villanelle 25 7.64
Sestina 5 8.00
Pimple 15 6.00
Meta-Ku 1 9.00
Acrostic 6 3.00
Triolet 2 5.00
Programming 1 10.00
Terza Rima 1 6.00
Prose Poem 4 9.75
Senryu 1 10.00
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Free verse 3264
Haiku 361
Lyric 331
Limerick 94
Ode 128
Concrete 46
Other 437
Sonnet 71
Villanelle 86
Sestina 16
Pimple 43
Meta-Ku 1
Acrostic 12
Triolet 2
Programming 4
Terza Rima 1
Prose Poem 11
Senryu 1
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Eleven Reasons For Love Free verse 5.76;6 04-Dec-09 (9) 1789 19-Jun-07 2
Latitudes I'll Not, or Falter Free verse 5.31;6 04-Dec-09 (9) 3546 N/A 0
Celebrity Other 4.91;6 29-Jun-07 (0) 9668 31-Jan-07 5
Send The Devil... Free verse 6.50;11 13-Jan-07 (0) 688 22-Nov-06 12
Horus8 & The Werewolves Live... Other 4.80;3 13-Jan-07 (0) 11157 17-Sep-06 7
Horus8 & The Werewolves Live At The Hard Rock Cafe Free verse 4.97;4 13-Jan-07 (0) 8475 23-May-06 5
Emotionally Unavailable Free verse 5.86;11 11-Oct-06 (0) 1545 12-Oct-06 13
Horus8 Live, a benefit for materialism Other 5.12;5 11-Oct-06 (10) 5701 23-May-06 3
Actor Free verse 5.85;10 23-May-06 (0) 1582 23-May-06 7
The High Hunt Free verse 5.54;8 05-Dec-09 (8) 2508 17-Sep-06 2
American Poet Free verse 6.70;15 05-Dec-09 (9) 518 23-May-06 2
Peridot Free verse 5.29;5 29-Aug-07 (7) 3737 15-Mar-05 1
Hunter Thompson, In The Off Beat Chance Of Cunnilingus Prose Poem 5.12;7 23-May-06 (0) 5997 23-May-06 11
Pillow Talk Free verse 5.54;8 29-Aug-07 (4) 2515 16-Feb-05 4
The Christ Omelette Programming 6.24;13 18-Jun-06 (10) 941 20-May-06 16
Walk The Boy To Circles Villanelle 5.12;4 29-Aug-07 (4) 5782 28-Jun-07 11
The ABC's Of Adultery Free verse 5.38;7 17-Sep-06 (0) 3233 17-Sep-06 5
Ash Lyric 6.29;13 03-Nov-06 (0) 887 03-Nov-06 20
Turbulence Free verse 5.72;9 29-Jun-07 (0) 1893 27-Oct-04 4
Jesu Vs. The Hells Angels On Viagra Other 5.04;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 7204 14-Oct-04 2
AIDS in a Doug Pimple 4.01;14 07-Feb-21 (0) 13360 20-Sep-04 9
Lord Byron Gave Mary Her Shelly Ode 5.06;15 29-Aug-07 (2) 6787 15-Sep-04 8
The Grand Adjustment Free verse 5.40;10 11-Oct-06 (0) 3183 11-Oct-06 4
The Serpent People Free verse 5.68;14 29-Aug-07 (2) 2001 16-Sep-04 6
My Magical Beat Poem With Stolen Black Music Free verse 4.90;10 29-Aug-07 (5) 9859 18-Sep-04 4
The Fourth Of July 2004 Prose Poem 5.72;9 18-Sep-06 (0) 1889 14-Jul-04 1
Captain Napkin Starring In "The Passion Of Napkin" Prose Poem 5.30;8 14-Jul-05 (1) 3675 29-Jun-04 8
Stuffy Villanelle 6.41;11 10-Dec-06 (8) 765 27-Jun-04 8
Bowling For Turpentine Free verse 6.51;14 29-Aug-07 (0) 679 29-Jul-04 8
Carl Jung And the Flying Spiders Free verse 5.94;14 30-Nov-10 (10) 1398 08-Jun-04 3
Solipsistic, Drunk, But Still Friends Free verse 6.10;16 29-Aug-07 (1) 1133 10-Jun-04 14
The Folded Ways Your Eyes Cave Villanelle 5.64;11 29-Aug-07 (1) 2166 13-Nov-04 19
Ten Free verse 6.86;13 11-Oct-06 (10) 300 02-Jun-04 6
I Dream Angel Free verse 6.05;11 29-Aug-07 (2) 1222 18-May-04 2
Spring Cleaning Free verse 6.69;13 23-May-06 (0) 531 10-May-04 11
The Towel Head Blues Pimple 6.89;12 08-Aug-07 (5) 251 08-May-04 5
Cold Free verse 6.83;12 29-Aug-07 (7) 365 02-May-04 7
Juno's Peacock Free verse 6.23;11 29-Aug-07 (6) 949 28-Apr-04 5
Riding High On My Ignore List Free verse 5.31;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 3648 19-Apr-04 4
Easter Wouldn't Be Complete Without Choking Someone Out Free verse 5.57;8 29-Aug-07 (0) 2430 13-Apr-04 14
Beth Lyric 6.96;23 11-Oct-06 (10) 127 15-Sep-04 7
Direct Current Sestina 5.58;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 2390 24-Mar-04 5
My Boyfriend's Afro Pick Free verse 6.59;15 17-Sep-06 (0) 625 17-Sep-06 25
The Unholiest Sonnet Ever Sonnet 5.44;8 20-Oct-06 (5) 3013 31-Aug-04 6
Lisa's Song Lyric 5.73;7 29-Aug-07 (8) 1860 12-Feb-04 4
Emily Mae Villanelle 6.71;12 27-Mar-06 (8) 513 27-Mar-06 37
Once the moon turned me into a hairy vagina Pimple 5.28;13 29-Aug-07 (6) 3773 11-Apr-04 20
The back of a shovel? Free verse 6.00;10 29-Aug-07 (0) 1277 21-Jan-04 5
Panda meat Free verse 5.50;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 2751 12-Jan-04 1
Haikus for Nentwined Haiku 6.35;10 13-Mar-07 (3) 826 24-Jan-04 4
I don't know why I love Def Lepard For Settle Free verse 5.54;7 29-Aug-07 (1) 2566 11-Aug-04 2
The comma turned coma Haiku 5.69;7 11-Dec-06 (7) 1968 29-Dec-03 2
Large Man on peach sandel Free verse 5.22;6 29-Aug-07 (3) 4304 24-Dec-03 3
Ivory, slaves and gold Free verse 5.22;6 29-Aug-07 (0) 4308 19-Jan-04 2
Pose Other 5.36;6 29-Aug-07 (0) 3331 17-Dec-03 2
What's the difference? Free verse 5.07;8 29-Aug-07 (4) 6647 13-Dec-03 3
From Hell, a Vilanelle Villanelle 6.67;14 22-Dec-20 (7) 539 25-May-05 16
For the battered chicken I've never met. Lyric 5.60;10 29-Aug-07 (5) 2301 01-Dec-03 4
An Ode to Gobbling Ode 5.89;9 29-Aug-07 (6) 1501 29-Nov-03 7
How to audition for a cereal ad Haiku 5.74;8 11-Dec-06 (9) 1829 24-Nov-03 5
I have thirteen knives, and a sore riddled Black pussy Free verse 5.91;11 29-Aug-07 (0) 1446 23-Nov-03 3
Being Free verse 6.93;29 07-May-07 (1) 194 25-Jan-05 23
My daddy taught me about being a good sport Free verse 6.06;9 29-Aug-07 (1) 1201 18-Mar-05 9
Crampa Haiku 6.55;17 27-Mar-06 (0) 646 18-Nov-03 4
Mother Murder Free verse 6.92;17 29-Aug-07 (6) 208 17-Nov-03 11
Curtained Beef Haiku 5.61;9 11-Dec-06 (2) 2272 05-Nov-03 9
Experimental Robot Questionaire Free verse 6.86;36 07-Feb-21 (0) 291 25-Jan-05 12
I have no problem with short people of color or religion Free verse 6.82;28 13-Aug-06 (0) 378 03-Oct-04 14
Evel Knievel's last bananna split    Free verse 6.81;27 07-Feb-21 (1) 393 16-Jan-04 11
An Ode to the cat fish head helmet on your penis Ode 5.83;35 29-Aug-07 (0) 1633 27-Oct-03 38
"Jump or Burn" Free verse 5.99;14 29-Aug-07 (2) 1319 06-Oct-03 10
Under Blood Oak Lyric 5.72;32 29-Aug-07 (4) 1894 20-Oct-03 26
The Fucktory Ode 6.58;12 29-Aug-07 (3) 629 05-Oct-03 21
The fetus farm Haiku 5.52;14 11-Dec-06 (8) 2634 02-Oct-03 15
When my poems go platinum Free verse 6.78;32 07-May-07 (1) 423 26-Oct-03 11
I hate your guts and think you're stupid Free verse 6.50;19 09-Jun-06 (0) 682 09-Jun-06 19
Scorpion feet lucky rabbit Free verse 6.95;26 24-Jun-18 (0) 167 18-Sep-03 5
Upside down and tigers Free verse 6.96;27 29-Aug-07 (4) 141 18-Sep-03 16
Nicholas Martin Other 5.71;8 29-Aug-07 (1) 1927 16-Mar-05 28
On getting back Free verse 6.92;37 02-Feb-21 (0) 203 12-Sep-03 14
Chrystal lane swift want's me, bad. Free verse 6.98;49 30-Jan-21 (0) 109 10-Apr-05 47
Women have Babies and Men Murder. Free verse 5.23;15 29-Aug-07 (4) 4208 27-Aug-03 10
A ballerina bubble bath Sestina 6.58;23 29-Jun-07 (0) 632 14-Apr-04 31
Malaries Free verse 6.06;15 29-Aug-07 (5) 1189 27-Aug-03 6
Rearview mirrors Lyric 5.55;19 29-Aug-07 (3) 2466 27-Aug-03 25
A quivering boob Free verse 6.46;12 29-Aug-07 (6) 714 30-Aug-03 6
Inet. mag. editors R jealous red haired Jews, oh and I'm 29 Free verse 6.14;11 29-Aug-07 (10) 1082 27-Aug-03 23
The difference between the two -=Dark_Angel=-'s Free verse 6.95;20 08-Feb-09 (0) 157 03-Aug-03 5
And so the spider spun Ode 6.20;14 29-Aug-07 (7) 983 30-Jul-03 4
Vichyssoise, then murder Free verse 6.35;13 29-Aug-07 (4) 833 27-Aug-03 13
Upon a falling bar stool (Free for all) by PluckyHoe Pimple 6.96;19 29-Aug-07 (2) 151 04-Aug-03 30
Can you believe this piece of shit was #1? Free verse 6.46;12 29-Aug-07 (6) 713 09-Sep-03 70
You wouldn't know God from Adam Other 6.12;15 29-Aug-07 (2) 1098 20-Jul-03 8
Fucking B by A sad syrupless Waffel Ode 5.89;14 29-Aug-07 (0) 1511 20-Jul-03 4
Border towns & the runs Free verse 6.97;32 02-Feb-21 (3) 124 10-Sep-04 17
Scarecrow Lyric 5.79;13 29-Aug-07 (4) 1712 16-Jul-03 7
Nigger Hole Free verse 6.55;11 13-Aug-06 (10) 654 06-Aug-03 19
From ugly ducklin' to swan Other 5.17;8 29-Aug-07 (4) 4973 09-Jul-03 38
At a hotel room in Royal Oak Free verse 6.83;30 04-Feb-21 (0) 345 25-Jan-05 7
Hi, my name is "Look at me, Stop it!" I'm Bi-polar Free verse 5.17;16 10-Sep-05 (6) 5089 16-Jul-03 11
Quisling & white wine Free verse 5.75;10 29-Aug-07 (0) 1807 11-Jul-03 3
Love Ode 6.10;14 29-Aug-07 (7) 1146 04-Jul-03 5
LIVE FROM CHEYENNE,WY. "The Forgeters!" Haiku 6.15;10 13-Mar-07 (9) 1065 13-Mar-07 4
Playing Russian roulette with a tuna cassarole By JFK Free verse 6.78;21 29-Aug-07 (0) 434 12-Jul-03 5
Donning an Ass Mask Ode 5.94;9 29-Aug-07 (2) 1376 23-Jun-03 4
My floss by Twiggy the second Lyric 4.72;16 29-Aug-07 (5) 11846 18-Jun-03 4
Lycanthropes and L-dopamine Haiku 5.45;11 13-Mar-07 (8) 2902 13-Mar-07 12
Flat chested feeling by Tiggy (a welder II) Lyric 5.14;11 29-Aug-07 (2) 5508 19-Jun-03 8
How I fuck Freud off in the shower Pimple 4.59;37 07-Feb-21 (0) 12557 20-May-06 28
The Gecko, and the Italian book collector Free verse 6.71;12 29-Aug-07 (6) 511 02-Jul-03 27
Abortion Haiku 5.44;9 13-Mar-07 (8) 2982 11-Jun-03 7
Stealing lightning from the pulpit Ode 5.61;9 29-Aug-07 (3) 2260 10-Jul-03 3
Four Chapters from the Detective Plum files Other 6.36;11 29-Aug-07 (3) 812 13-Sep-03 15
Obsequies Haiku 5.41;11 13-Mar-07 (5) 3085 31-May-03 21
Milkshake until beef jerky Limerick 5.47;17 14-Jan-06 (2) 2853 14-Sep-04 22
Activating your Infinity Free verse 6.46;13 29-Aug-07 (0) 710 28-Jan-05 13
John Denver's hang-glider Free verse 6.94;32 02-Feb-21 (2) 182 30-Oct-03 5
Scurvey Haiku 6.64;15 27-Aug-07 (0) 567 27-Aug-07 4
Totem Pole Lyric 5.50;16 29-Aug-07 (4) 2758 18-May-03 6
Lifestyles of the ripe and glamourless Free verse 6.83;12 29-Aug-07 (0) 359 12-Sep-03 10
An enchillada called revenge! Haiku 5.27;8 13-Mar-07 (5) 3813 03-Jul-03 15
American haiku Haiku 4.86;11 29-Aug-07 (0) 10362 12-Jun-03 1
Fraternity hazing the sheepdog Free verse 5.62;13 29-Aug-07 (0) 2221 10-Apr-03 13
I shot speed Free verse 6.57;13 07-Feb-21 (0) 634 31-May-03 7
The grand embeddiment Free verse 4.80;10 29-Aug-07 (1) 11180 26-Mar-03 2
Awe, I'm like so shocked Haiku 5.95;10 13-Mar-07 (4) 1365 26-Mar-03 6
Freedom & Then some... Other 6.70;10 29-Aug-07 (5) 522 31-Aug-04 10
The Courtesan Sonnet 5.90;13 20-Oct-06 (1) 1465 01-Apr-03 5
Limericks of hot seething love, gone bad. Limerick 5.85;12 17-Mar-08 (0) 1553 15-May-06 15
Fireworks on the Island Free verse 6.34;12 29-Aug-07 (4) 841 09-Mar-03 4
Prometheus sang for vultures Haiku 6.54;23 29-Aug-07 (2) 663 26-Aug-07 14
The Drunkest ever Free verse 6.23;35 29-Aug-07 (1) 947 09-Jul-03 31
Ten new questions from Dan Rather Other 6.91;18 29-Aug-07 (0) 229 04-Mar-03 10
Your word's hurt, only you. Other 5.90;13 18-Sep-06 (0) 1464 21-Feb-03 59
Eros, and Psycho Villanelle 6.76;26 20-Mar-06 (9) 458 14-Jul-04 11
R.I.P "He was the bestest poet ever." Villanelle 5.99;16 29-Aug-07 (3) 1320 16-Sep-03 6
My suicide note was short and sweet Other 5.90;13 29-Aug-07 (0) 1463 12-Feb-03 2
The Stand... an off rip Haiku 5.49;12 29-Aug-07 (1) 2811 07-Mar-03 7
Raw boy chiva Free verse 6.10;10 29-Aug-07 (2) 1138 16-Feb-03 58
Starving at Tiffany's Villanelle 6.86;20 15-Feb-21 (3) 292 15-Feb-21 22
Snowblind Haiku 6.95;20 08-Feb-09 (0) 156 26-Jan-03 9
Unmasking Wyverns Villanelle 6.22;63 29-Aug-07 (2) 966 09-May-04 29
Clever Device? This is how you hunt angels with an Ashton Kirchner dude where's my car tattoo and legos Other 5.47;8 29-Aug-07 (3) 2837 20-Apr-03 12
Hewed Free verse 6.69;13 02-Feb-21 (1) 529 19-Jan-03 31
Dirty bomb, code name: PLUTONIUM Other 4.88;15 21-Feb-06 (0) 9934 25-Dec-02 67
I Can Write A Wrong, But I Can't Right A Poem Other 5.57;8 18-Sep-06 (1) 2416 11-Jul-05 82
Icarus up Haiku 6.10;10 13-Mar-07 (5) 1137 16-May-03 28
Icarus Down Haiku 6.33;9 13-Mar-07 (9) 845 04-Apr-05 20
Dear Mr. Poetry, could you hold my purse? <how does babbit do it> Haiku 6.90;31 27-Jan-21 (0) 236 04-Mar-03 49
My Son is...a prayer. Free verse 6.64;18 29-Aug-07 (2) 569 27-Aug-03 13
There is no Happy Hour in Bakersfield, Ca. Free verse 6.63;13 02-Feb-21 (0) 582 01-Jun-03 13
Clive Barker's penis pump Other 5.00;10 29-Aug-07 (0) 7507 30-Nov-02 16
Some place west of here, or the big blah blah. both apply Free verse 5.32;18 29-Aug-07 (0) 3522 15-Jan-05 19
Wave to the starving children Miss Denmark. Haiku 6.10;12 13-Mar-07 (7) 1147 25-Nov-02 5
An ode to my sugar daddy, but in haiku Haiku 5.94;16 13-Mar-07 (7) 1405 19-Jan-03 8
Ten solid facts about -=Dark Angel=-, by his biggest palm frond, me. Other 6.01;18 03-Dec-07 (10) 1255 03-Dec-07 23
James Dean Haiku 6.12;15 29-Aug-07 (2) 1097 04-Nov-02 5
Coloured waifs home Haiku 6.45;10 13-Mar-07 (7) 727 09-Apr-05 15
Plucking hearts and banjo Free verse 5.61;7 29-Aug-07 (2) 2227 01-Jun-03 19
Jerk ?? Circle Free verse 6.17;15 29-Aug-07 (4) 1023 22-Jan-03 11
Recess Lyric 5.21;14 29-Aug-07 (5) 4432 10-Feb-05 11
more{Porn*Star}{Hai*kus} Haiku 5.81;20 11-Dec-06 (7) 1650 31-Jan-03 13
Hit & Run Free verse 6.85;18 07-Feb-21 (1) 312 17-Nov-02 9
The Phoebe Snow Lyric 5.44;16 29-Aug-07 (2) 2986 17-Dec-02 6
Liberty bells & Disney Land Concrete 6.85;33 07-Feb-21 (0) 319 07-Feb-21 17
The Masonic Underling & the 33 degree Haiku 6.20;19 29-Aug-07 (4) 981 26-Aug-07 14
Baked Peach Cobbler Windowed Free verse 6.11;9 29-Aug-07 (4) 1100 15-Jan-03 7
Why my cock attracts idiots Other 5.68;11 29-Aug-07 (2) 1990 19-May-03 10
A black sanded tropical vision Free verse 5.35;7 29-Aug-07 (4) 3401 04-Sep-03 12
Milk & Honey with a touch of PCP <the dead cat edit> Free verse 5.40;8 29-Aug-07 (6) 3094 28-May-03 13
terra incognita Haiku 6.00;10 13-Mar-07 (8) 1267 13-Mar-07 6
The punch drunk underwriter Free verse 5.54;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 2520 09-Feb-05 9
Variance of the tapeworm Free verse 5.74;8 29-Aug-07 (6) 1820 23-Sep-03 11
Billy Bytack Forces His Children To Sell Jesus Free verse 4.40;3 29-Aug-07 (0) 12962 16-Nov-04 36
Anna N. Smiths vagina monologue in Evangelistic tongues Free verse 5.60;10 29-Aug-07 (3) 2295 12-Mar-03 15
Wildcatting The Canard: Free verse 5.54;7 29-Aug-07 (2) 2519 23-May-03 13
Hey! Shut up, and cut my grass. Concrete 6.81;17 07-Sep-05 (3) 383 10-Sep-04 19
{Porn*Star}{Hai*kus} Haiku 6.85;18 02-Feb-21 (0) 311 02-Sep-02 12
Bad habits & tramps Free verse 6.55;10 29-Aug-07 (4) 648 06-Jun-03 9
Jingoism saved the wingnut Concrete 7.00;15 29-Aug-07 (5) 89 07-Mar-04 11
Front, Porch, Swing. Free verse 6.28;9 29-Aug-07 (2) 896 30-Dec-02 74
Going to River Phoenix in my mind Free verse 5.44;8 29-Aug-07 (6) 2994 20-Nov-02 8
The silent lecture(secret names) Lyric 5.74;18 29-Aug-07 (5) 1816 15-Sep-02 7
Let's praise the flesh peddler Free verse 6.10;10 29-Aug-07 (6) 1135 14-Aug-02 8
NIGHTMILK SUNBLOOD Free verse 6.81;20 27-Jan-21 (0) 394 08-Oct-07 26
Joe likes "DYNAMITE"! Lyric 5.84;13 29-Aug-07 (7) 1595 19-Dec-04 9
Nobody's Story (A guide thru chaos) Other 5.81;8 29-Aug-07 (6) 1653 04-Apr-05 11
The plains of Africa Other 6.50;11 29-Aug-07 (1) 683 01-Aug-03 19
Invisible too Free verse 6.14;11 29-Aug-07 (7) 1079 12-Mar-03 19
Tijuana jail song Lyric 5.10;10 29-Aug-07 (4) 6054 28-Aug-02 4
God's Rod (toilet drink poem) Free verse 6.78;21 29-Aug-07 (0) 431 03-Sep-02 9
The Rocky-Horus picture show Other 5.37;8 29-Aug-07 (4) 3252 31-Jul-02 6
Jesus was a necromancer Haiku 4.45;19 18-Sep-06 (0) 12890 20-Jun-03 23
Morphine Cherries of August Lyric 5.73;23 29-Aug-07 (7) 1871 01-Sep-03 6
Black liqourice & G-stringed orphans Free verse 6.93;14 06-Jun-08 (0) 183 01-Sep-03 27
IT'S ONLY A JOB Lyric 5.73;23 29-Aug-07 (7) 1870 01-Sep-03 21
THE DEFENSE RESTS Free verse 6.20;24 29-Aug-07 (3) 985 23-Oct-03 21
The Set Back Free verse 6.24;13 29-Aug-07 (5) 939 01-Sep-03 10
Birth in the Valley of Liquor Free verse 4.50;30 29-Aug-07 (3) 12798 26-Jul-03 16
5.96;2860 15-Feb-21 2356.81 15-Feb-21 2673




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