The Unholiest Sonnet Ever

Member since 2002 · Posted 26 Feb 2004 · 4 comments

My Holiness is beyond repairing Nude, I ride off with your pygmy pony Your grasp of poetry has been scaring - - off those that came shopping for Bologna. Your Sonnets are odes, but your Odes are daft? Please forgive me for being this candid Your cogs are no match for my pumping shaft While you stare at your prick, limp & flaccid. Loyola Marymont private school brat? I wanted only to clue your ass in, but proud on your rear, you show off your hat Assuming trite writing's never a sin. Unholy adjectives can't save you now From browning your lips on my uni brow.

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[8] Shuushin 27-Feb-04/7:07 PM Reply

where is the unholy part?

Moves along purty well.

[n/a] horus8 › Shuushin 27-Feb-04/8:32 PM Reply

precisely, what I said to the guy that told me an unholy sonnet was an actual "learned style in college"? Consisting of 13 lines and having the option of (get this) Rhyming, or not? LOl, so I was like dude, that's an unholy ode, or freeverse. and then I stole his title and did it right, naturally, and then pummeled him to death with it.

[9] edpeterson 11-Apr-04/7:33 AM Reply

funny. I have no fucking idea whom you are addressing with this one, but it doesn't really matter. ONe asshat is the same as the next.

[n/a] ShivaDiva 31-Aug-04/10:26 AM Reply

Poor pony!?! Here's a carrot, horsey!
tisk, tisk! Is this any way to treat an animal?!?
grrrr...