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A quivering boob (Free verse) by horus8
Everywhere I turn
I spy a quivering boob.
All shook up, and teasing me.
Alas, I've proclaimed to most
that I was too intelligent,
and evolved a man to fall victim
to the sheer power of a quivering boob
Look at me now.
Plastic surgeon taxidermist
wearing women's underwear
Lipsticking it to the world
stuffing and fluffing.
More than just something for that wall
with the glossy flopping plaqued crappie
My creations inspire conversations, baby.
For guests with snuffers and warm brandy
Swingers swishing with a belly full of mullet
and tight kneed lesbian wives
all a glow
Staring at my collection
of rare quivering boobs.
Denied the milk nipple as a child
of the indigenous prostitute's flock.
I found myself in a cave
kneading an Aplha-lupe's cock.
High on wolf cum
I thought less of cunt
and cunts and smegma
and stupid fucking
whores selling sincerity
in lingerie and cheap perfume
whispering of your future children
and a life in the Burb's
while blowing anyone
else that will listen
if ever, god forbid, you deccide
to not pay attention
to the weep of her
baby shooter and
go to work one
short warm mourne.
I have bad news for you
I don't like women
Only quivering boobs
surgically removed.
I have bad news for you
I don't like women
Especially you.
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Arithmetic Mean: 7.0
Weighted score: 6.462117
Overall Rank: 714
Posted: August 13, 2003 12:32 PM PDT; Last modified: August 13, 2003 12:33 PM PDT
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As for the boobs, well summer and men seem to come and go quicker than a posh wank 9
You crack me up.