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Anna N. Smiths vagina monologue in Evangelistic tongues (Free verse) by horus8
Camouflage my chaos with elements of, order fight club sandwich. During weak moments, lash out, razor tongue. brigade of the brotherhood. Deep cut those I love. Pompai lava the village people. The torment of sharpened words erased Chuck Jones. Scared at times when focus becomes detailed oblivion. Choose instead blurry downers, herion-es. Agents of the chore -- give it up for, Tips, 'the boar'. My mother -- ancient Babylonian whore lollipop fisted, twixt rivers festers the sore back; rivers, legs, chaired, City, heart, mared, mountain hair cut spared. See, this is exactly the kind of shit i'm just fucking sick of writing about... I mean, what the fuck's the point ? Look at it ! It's a waste of everyones time... Here try this instead... Grab Anna Nicole Smith's fucking face and empty a can of whip cream in both of her ears. Then alkaseltzer mouth tie... Box it up for two months. Mail to a dry Bush in Texas. Love, Evil! 'am uncomfortable with the laws of forefathers foreskinned. I'm sure that might of fit the times back then, elephantiasis. But they fall exceedingly shorter bussed home. Time passes gas light fast, buckle the speed freak nowed! For the love of a clean shaved sphincter. On a: So I sit <on a hands> and, so I wait <on a-gain> For my prey <on a tray> I've placed some bait <on a line> Now I'm waiting, in seclusion <on a whim> Knowing soon that it'll make its intrusion <on a tv> I hope like hell that this trap works <on a schedule> For in my trashcan, a presence lurks <on a demand> Drooling upon the preschooler's cots <on a vacation> The mere memory can decay and rot <on a display> Torturing young fragile crab shelled minds <on a cruise> Placing restrictions and tuberculosis gags <on a, your wife> Benevolent mold is on the rise <on a her tits> Fungi family kindly, lechens too <on a her face> Evolving quickly, thoughts and theories horsed <on a her ass> But with its evil I cleaned my plate <in a her way> SPECIAL: Quiet now! I THINK I hear it... Coming closer It might be nothing. But this close to Thanksgiving could mean it's stuffing. Peter's wolf huffing puffing. With my bong benny hill gonged! I'll catch this buzz. If it was not then? Probably never was. All of a sudden! Her eyes fluttered steady. I'm not an expert! But I know she was ready. No heat! Frost bite? Lucifer questioned Yahwee's master plan Yard sale hoop darts. I kneel naked + Ashamed of my scars - She breathes hard and foul into my ear + I taste fear frog croak licked, so lick -- Wart. Wart. Prince = another aeon of bad leadership. Time manifests itself humpishly ruined. Upon many facets of reality dumpishly spooned. So what! Accommodate. The bible was written by over a thousand pressured shepherds Was my daddy one? Black sheep go baa baa bad? Wolf on the pasture <costumed> Flock falls asleep <scissor stroked> Their fleeces felt so good <so sleep> That I happily wept <tissue off for Christ sake> I can't explain it with mere words <so I won't> But my thoughts hold the symbols <Saturday morning cartoons> The rhyme now grows weak beaked <three dollar bills y'all> Words serve just themselves <and the rich too> As the cracks serve a truer master <weatherman death grin> Erode and shut up! <and his blonde chart holder too> This was a test of the emergency broadcast system. This was only a test <run for it>

Down the ladder: Martyr

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.2
Weighted score: 5.6
Overall Rank: 2297
Posted: August 29, 2002 2:02 PM PDT; Last modified: March 11, 2003 6:23 PM PST
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[9] Lenore @ 64.252.103.96 | 29-Aug-02/3:06 PM | Reply
Don't worry, there are plenty of em who willingly slipped into those cracks and they're waiting too. wide awake. 9!
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 | 29-Aug-02/3:08 PM | Reply
i know huh, missing you too. off to the beach to master some tracks, talk to you later
[n/a] horus8 @ | 29-Aug-02/6:58 PM | Reply
have i told you yet of the adventures of vagina, the three legged pigeon? he belongs the the "lip flock" in the great tale of the three lipped vagina (pigeon, not a good roller) cast out for his atrocious third legg hanging, mocking, dead staring, he shit in the church pews and alsp worked well in puter.)
[10] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 | 30-Aug-02/6:58 AM | Reply
sometimes, i fucking hate you because you make my brain hurt. sometimes i love you as the god your name belies, 'cause no one but a god could make me feel like this inside. mostly, i save you for late at night, when i'm all alone, the only one left awake, and i call you up, and savor your words, let them wash me with now-told worlds i didn't imagine, and drown in the light they shine in my eyes. churned up inside over the riddles and twists, it takes a late and lonely night to swallow these whole. fuck you h. fuck you and thanks. your bosomed buddy, z.
[n/a] horus8 @ | 30-Aug-02/1:18 PM | Reply
that is by far the most pleasant comment i've ever received, empowering, and humbling. you are my friend. thank you z.
[10] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 | 30-Aug-02/1:22 PM | Reply
howzabout that audition? yeah or nay?
[n/a] horus8 @ | 30-Aug-02/1:46 PM | Reply
i wont know for about a day or so, then they call you in for call backs if you made that cut..100/500.then there's a third callback 10/100 an den the final two, or they could just decide out the gate...who knows? it's better to just move on and assume nothing...that way it comes as a great suprise...the part was for a movie called "the account" i auditioned for the part of Kane (a wacked out bank robber) i've been nutty lately anyway, so i like held the guys face to my nipple(the guy they had auditioning with me, my partner) and i was like scary, but canivingly charismatic (i was extracting info from him, making sure he wasn't turning on me) with a deep touch of evil...then we did the next scene where we're robbing a bank...and instead of playing it all intimidating...i tried to seduce and humor my way through it, but with lots of wacky evil oozing out too. so..i guess we'll see..lol! fuck'em anyway, hope their set burns...their dialogue was shit, and cattle calls are the reason behind my urinating in public phobia, or compulsion rather. ha! fuck em....elitist prick....la victoria siempre! revolution!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[0] poetandknowit @ 65.101.213.71 | 17-Dec-02/2:06 AM | Reply
Really, 9/10. Who? Why? Seriously. this is shit. It will be shit in 100 years. Trust me.
[n/a] Ranger @ 212.219.142.161 | 17-Dec-02/2:09 AM | Reply
Would you trust this man with your children?
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > Ranger | 17-Dec-02/6:37 PM | Reply
so, what are you really saying here? that because my poem and comments are borderline ridiculous, and spontaneously odd and horrific, confusing that what i wrote here somehow gets in the way of me being a good father? Are you stupid? No i'm dead fucking serious. Are you mentally defunct? Are you saying that a writer has to be carefull of what they've written 'fictionally' 'or god know maybe the poem is real!' because somehow it affects their ability to be a normal, loving, nurturing mother or father. Are you saying (for example) a horror novelist should not have children, and that right wing conservatists should have more? do you censor yourself listening to the radio, or maybe you also think a dentist stares too long into ones mouth to also have a family? Ranger, can i just say that you my 'aware' forest buddy should cut off your hand and smack yourself to death with it.h
[0] wLeBlancw @ 198.81.26.167 | 11-Mar-03/8:35 PM | Reply
Are you seriously that bored with your life that you have nothing better to do than to write crappy poems about Anna-Nicole Smith? Whoever watches that show should be hung. No wonder american television is pure and utter crap. Morons like you who watch this shit are supporting it. 0 for wasting my time.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > wLeBlancw | 12-Mar-03/1:44 AM | Reply
Yeah idiot, i think that's pretty much what the poem said smart guy!
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > wLeBlancw | 12-Mar-03/4:24 PM | Reply
Don't confuse being cooled off with an orientel fan and a trust-fund, while eating mouth watering grapes fresh off of the vine, with boredom. Your reversing of the point of this poem (that american 'culture' in general is 'shit') is proof enough that indeed, as i suspected, you are of a lesser than blue blood lineage and plainly a product poor breeding, but moreover a waste of my time and typos.
[9] INTRANSIT @ 205.188.209.107 | 12-Mar-03/7:26 AM | Reply
For a while I thought you might be giving up the rant-face. Glad you didn't. I feel sorry for her son. She seems incapable of anything of value.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > INTRANSIT | 12-Mar-03/4:04 PM | Reply
Yeah, she represents a turning point in American culture actually. The peak has ended. Now we're fucked. If Bush shoots the first bullet we are fucked. And that's coming from the mouth of Aries, so be worried, be very fucking worried. MOAB, or not.
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