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Captain Napkin Starring In "The Passion Of Napkin" (Prose Poem) by horus8
Captain Napkin was our spiritual leader.
He died on Uranus for the sins of
your filthy tight pinched mouth.
(This is where you put your cash on the plate.)
Captain Napkin was a two ply savior
Until one ply went away
leaving him all alone on Uranus
Then Captain Napkin folded up,
and went away too
into the sea, from Uranus.
It was there that he broke the
fish and heeled the bread.
Amen, Â Peasant.
Ps.
Save a tree, and
Flush your face instead.
Sincerely,
Mel Jizzbon
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