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Captain Napkin Starring In "The Passion Of Napkin" (Prose Poem) by horus8 Captain Napkin was our spiritual leader.
He died on Uranus for the sins of
your filthy tight pinched mouth.
(This is where you put your cash on the plate.)
Captain Napkin was a two ply savior
Until one ply went away
leaving him all alone on Uranus
Then Captain Napkin folded up,
and went away too
into the sea, from Uranus.
It was there that he broke the
fish and heeled the bread.
Amen, Â Peasant.
Ps.
Save a tree, and
Flush your face instead.
Sincerely,
Mel Jizzbon
Up the ladder:
Are You O.K.?
Down the ladder:
First Warm Day on Santa Barbara Bay
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 6.125
Posted: June 28, 2004 1:24 PM PDT; Last modified: June 28, 2004 1:24 PM PDTWeighted score: 5.302559 Overall Rank: 3673 Comments:
Cute.
i love it when the big boys gang up on each other...what's up doug?
the big boys won't let you join their gang...or did you fail the initiation test?...the trick is to write unmitigated rubbish that means nowt but that because it' oh so clever no one dare admit to not "getting" it...this poem is very clever but lacks warmth and emotional depth and resonance...it's a turd wrapped in silver foil and it stinks...you know how to write good poems don't you doug?...you know i'm right (and write) horus...you DO like your folds
Dare yee summon Turdzilla,
and risk the scently order of our bow'l? 421 view(s)
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Sincerely:(
Pale Jizzbomb
Might I offer you a stab at the
number of jelly-beans in my Bow'l?
and the fact that you are exploding-spunk.
BYE