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About: inventor of the 'hoof' in all shapes and sizes, the photosynthesis powered Kale-Gun, and creator and editor of Poemranker's only underground news letter the Bacchian Tribunal. Plus much much more, and then some.
Homepage: http://www.mp3.com.au/Horus8/
Location: New Mexico
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Date Joined: 29-Jul-02/9:01 PM
Last Active: 14-Mar-07/3:46 PM
Last Login: 14-Mar-07/3:42 PM (see ips by user)
Last poems posted:
Eden14-Mar-07/3:45 PM
Silver Sword23-Oct-05/11:25 AM
Amphetamine Witches & Scrabble2-Mar-05/3:03 PM

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Voting history:
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StyleVotesAverage
Free verse 892 6.31
Haiku 86 7.35
Lyric 104 3.76
Limerick 21 7.90
Ode 26 6.58
Concrete 7 8.00
Other 74 6.62
Sonnet 28 7.79
Villanelle 13 7.38
Sestina 1 10.00
Pimple 7 7.29
Acrostic 2 3.00
Terza Rima 1 0.00
12626.27
Comment history:
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StyleComments
Free verse 1279
Haiku 259
Lyric 132
Limerick 35
Ode 51
Concrete 19
Other 162
Sonnet 37
Villanelle 28
Sestina 3
Pimple 13
Acrostic 2
Ghazal 3
Programming 1
Terza Rima 2
Prose Poem 1
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Eden Free verse 4.81;1 15-Mar-07 (1) 10923 N/A 0
Silver Sword Free verse 5.67;6 28-Dec-07 (9) 2017 N/A 0
Amphetamine Witches & Scrabble Free verse 6.72;9 28-Dec-07 (10) 519 28-Dec-07 6
Ode To Sweet Susie Chee Lyric 5.33;5 28-Dec-07 (9) 3406 04-Jan-05 2
Sosomizing My Way Into Heaven Glosa 5.21;5 28-Dec-07 (10) 4326 28-Dec-07 2
Heather Graham Free verse 5.22;6 28-Dec-07 (8) 4259 08-Nov-04 1
The Cincinnatti Steamer Haiku 5.09;6 29-Dec-07 (7) 6190 N/A 0
Orbs Free verse 5.65;7 29-Aug-07 (6) 2079 21-Oct-04 1
Head On Lyric 5.15;7 28-Oct-07 (7) 5144 22-Oct-07 5
Haunted Lyric 5.89;14 03-Oct-07 (8) 1490 19-Sep-04 18
Harvest Free verse 5.51;13 24-Sep-07 (10) 2621 19-Sep-04 9
Saturn Free verse 4.89;16 29-Aug-07 (6) 9863 17-Sep-04 9
Terrorism Clean Up In Isle Three Haiku 4.10;10 29-Aug-07 (1) 13263 17-Sep-04 4
The Power Of Standing Still (Ghazellanelle) Ghazal 5.18;15 09-Oct-07 (10) 4902 17-Sep-04 10
The Freemasons Other 4.35;10 03-Oct-07 (6) 13008 17-Sep-04 19
Secada (Parody of sasha's lying vagina) Free verse 4.33;17 29-Aug-07 (2) 13061 29-Oct-04 13
Jesus, I funneled enough beer to marry that? Lyric 4.06;16 16-Oct-07 (0) 13276 28-Nov-04 10
Air Ghazal 5.06;15 09-Oct-07 (9) 6743 19-Sep-04 5
Of Gods & Beast In Villanelle Villanelle 5.96;13 03-Oct-07 (9) 1335 19-Sep-04 13
Chocolate Rabbit Ears & Gay Sex Free verse 5.09;11 22-Jun-05 (0) 6146 28-Nov-04 6
Polyester Mustache Free verse 5.25;10 29-Aug-07 (5) 3952 19-Sep-04 6
Strange Days, Indeed Other 4.94;9 17-Nov-07 (6) 8961 19-Sep-04 10
Glass Flowers Free verse 5.00;9 29-Aug-07 (4) 7471 20-Sep-04 6
Soft Beak; Hard lotion Free verse 5.91;11 29-Aug-07 (2) 1425 19-Sep-04 11
Lynched Other 5.20;10 03-Oct-07 (4) 4502 19-Sep-04 5
How to spend New Years in denial Haiku 5.37;8 29-Aug-07 (0) 3201 01-Jan-04 2
Just because I'm an actor... Haiku 5.19;7 29-Aug-07 (5) 4592 19-Jan-04 1
The heart of a palm at a strip mall Free verse 5.14;5 29-Aug-07 (3) 5341 N/A 0
My Mom at her best! Free verse 5.04;6 29-Aug-07 (2) 6938 19-Nov-04 3
Preserves for the basement (Poe Poetry) Ode 5.61;8 09-Oct-07 (9) 2263 27-Aug-06 3
Sweetart Lyric 5.90;13 29-Oct-07 (7) 1447 24-Nov-03 3
What I know of monsters Free verse 5.82;11 29-Aug-07 (4) 1625 21-Nov-03 5
Zinnias are a funny flower Free verse 7.14;57 08-Feb-09 (0) 75 02-Mar-07 17
Count Spatula Limerick 6.46;13 15-May-06 (0) 708 15-May-06 5
Got Spilk? By a concerned white Christian 'man'. Free verse 6.77;11 29-Aug-07 (7) 484 08-Nov-03 4
At least while you're gone, things get done. Villanelle 6.75;18 10-Dec-06 (4) 506 06-Nov-03 5
The Santa Anna's fire and red sun Free verse 7.06;18 29-Aug-07 (5) 158 01-Nov-03 19
Metaphysical Poets Haiku 6.77;12 29-Aug-07 (2) 488 28-Oct-03 5
The Ren (The magic in naming) Haiku 6.18;11 13-Mar-07 (9) 997 13-Mar-07 15
The Swallower (Oh brother!) by Spanish Devil Other 5.91;11 09-Sep-07 (5) 1416 07-Oct-03 18
Fuck your fucking face monkey fucker Haiku 5.45;11 29-Aug-07 (1) 2859 03-Oct-03 18
Why I can't stop laughing at you! Other 6.00;10 07-Oct-07 (6) 1254 03-Oct-03 5
Why do you give yourself blue tens? Haiku 5.84;14 29-Aug-07 (5) 1589 09-Oct-03 10
Ginger Prawns prior to Sea world with Jeremy Irons Free verse 6.32;11 29-Aug-07 (1) 849 27-Sep-03 6
"I post here cause I have a lot of readers" Free verse 7.13;31 19-May-08 (7) 94 20-Nov-04 14
The Khat Haiku 7.03;31 05-Apr-07 (0) 208 20-Nov-04 5
The Sahu Haiku 6.87;16 05-Oct-07 (0) 389 24-Nov-03 3
Nicholas Martin's last great paper Free verse 5.84;8 29-Aug-07 (5) 1582 06-Feb-05 15
Evacuation harnessed angel Vs. The antichrist Haiku 6.50;10 19-Mar-07 (1) 692 07-Mar-05 6
Oriental buffet on the rim of a volcano Haiku 7.07;27 13-Aug-06 (0) 155 16-Jan-04 3
Sugar Daddy (Free Curse) by Pystal Cocaine swifter than You. Free verse 5.91;11 16-Dec-07 (10) 1415 13-Oct-03 17
Open my bum Oh Lord (Museheart parody) By Jesus Niggerstein Other 6.66;17 03-Oct-07 (1) 558 28-Nov-04 5
Breaking the wind (An Odenelle to Pirgaytes) Villanelle 6.22;9 03-Oct-07 (2) 944 10-Dec-03 7
Momma, don't let your pipebombs grow up to be Jewish Free verse 6.92;17 29-Aug-07 (4) 347 17-Sep-03 2
The last Smurf standing Haiku 5.55;12 29-Aug-07 (1) 2457 16-Aug-03 4
My first wish and last Villanelle 6.98;16 06-Jun-08 (1) 271 09-Oct-07 1
The Neckbrace of Evil Other 7.05;20 05-Aug-08 (2) 185 05-Aug-08 4
Parades for cripples (Shit bag) by Thome Plumpe Other 7.02;26 29-Jun-07 (0) 218 04-Aug-03 4
Magnets & Cross-Eyed Children Free verse 5.38;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 3162 11-Oct-03 23
Colgate & Paper towels Haiku 6.29;13 29-Aug-07 (0) 873 27-Jul-03 4
You are a divider Concrete 7.01;21 14-Oct-07 (0) 233 09-Oct-07 12
Landmine Haiku 5.38;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 3161 20-Jul-03 2
Federales Haiku 7.07;12 29-Aug-07 (2) 150 18-Jul-03 4
Las Gaviotas Villanelle 7.16;51 06-Jun-08 (0) 51 02-Mar-07 14
Butterfield, Minn. Tommy's farm 1993 Free verse 7.14;13 08-Oct-07 (0) 81 08-Oct-07 2
2838 Denise Dr. Troy, Mi. Free verse 6.00;11 29-Aug-07 (0) 1245 08-Jul-03 11
How to sleep sitting up Free verse 7.12;41 08-Jul-14 (1) 101 14-Jul-09 15
Zealots on Ziggurots in Zion Free verse 5.67;8 29-Aug-07 (0) 1991 02-Jul-03 7
Hard on (Lyric) by John K Lyric 4.39;12 09-Oct-07 (0) 12963 16-Dec-03 7
Sunset Hands Free verse 6.86;29 05-Mar-12 (0) 394 18-Jul-03 10
A Gordian knot (Some dirt on a friend of mine) Other 5.67;8 16-Oct-07 (0) 1989 25-Jun-03 16
86'd Limerick 6.88;14 10-Feb-06 (2) 377 22-Jun-03 5
Full another terrific love ballad by John K.Y. Lyric 3.79;16 16-Oct-07 (0) 13444 19-Jun-03 44
Lake Pyramid's Secret Free verse 5.71;8 29-Aug-07 (2) 1900 24-Jul-03 7
Johan & Peewit Haiku 5.25;10 29-Aug-07 (0) 3951 11-Jun-03 1
Interview with a Steven King Other 5.89;9 06-Nov-07 (1) 1469 03-Jun-03 3
Pass the salt, Peter Sonnet 5.97;12 20-Oct-06 (5) 1322 29-May-03 1
Skull fucking Miggy, a list, by Iggy Poppy Other 3.52;29 19-Jun-05 (1) 13539 26-Sep-03 12
Jokie Smurf Haiku 7.09;31 09-Mar-07 (0) 128 16-Jan-04 5
You wash up, I forget. Free verse 6.91;20 29-Aug-07 (5) 361 10-Sep-04 10
Teletubbies shall not hate. Other 5.37;8 29-Oct-07 (0) 3191 N/A 0
Sir John Betjeman is dead Nicholas. Other 6.00;10 06-Nov-07 (3) 1253 02-May-03 4
Sunday night movies after bible study Other 6.92;22 16-Oct-07 (0) 342 21-May-04 7
Joshua Free verse 7.11;35 29-Aug-07 (6) 104 02-Oct-03 13
"Mute nostril agony" Titled & inspired by Frass. Free verse 6.67;9 29-Aug-07 (9) 551 23-Apr-03 7
"Your shrimp cocktail", wide ass. Haiku 6.09;11 29-Aug-07 (4) 1137 10-Jun-03 17
Voodoo on channel 13 Haiku 5.36;11 29-Aug-07 (3) 3216 06-Apr-03 2
Heirlooms Free verse 6.11;9 29-Aug-07 (2) 1092 21-Mar-03 7
The day Pan out-played Apollo Haiku 5.89;9 29-Aug-07 (0) 1467 21-May-03 16
The Rift Free verse 7.13;31 02-Mar-07 (0) 93 02-Mar-07 7
The deafening silence in the world or something Other 5.21;18 10-Oct-07 (0) 4376 12-Jun-03 12
Grouchy Smurf (in limerick) Limerick 6.25;14 10-Feb-06 (4) 906 03-Mar-03 1
Gargamel & Azriel Haiku 6.50;11 29-Aug-07 (4) 682 26-Feb-03 3
Her bloody diamonds Villanelle 6.87;16 08-Feb-09 (0) 387 10-Apr-03 9
More from unlucky janitors Haiku 6.86;13 05-Oct-07 (0) 396 21-May-03 5
Brainy Smurf Haiku 4.56;16 29-Aug-07 (5) 12609 18-Feb-03 11
Vanity Smurf Haiku 6.05;11 29-Aug-07 (4) 1202 16-Feb-03 1
Her Galactic Boudoir, his make-work Free verse 6.22;9 29-Aug-07 (0) 942 05-Jun-03 15
The last of the sworn heels Free verse 6.39;9 29-Aug-07 (3) 783 28-May-03 7
The unlucky Janitor haikus Haiku 5.11;57 29-Aug-07 (8) 5972 07-Mar-03 6
While mining in Tanzania Limerick 3.76;129 27-Oct-05 (4) 13457 31-Aug-03 11
Run Forest! Run... Limerick 7.01;23 04-Apr-06 (10) 244 15-Feb-03 7
Impossibilities, and Marvel Comical Heroes. Other 6.39;9 25-Sep-07 (5) 782 16-Feb-03 4
No more tears, or trail Haiku 5.91;11 29-Aug-07 (3) 1412 07-Mar-03 4
Mooseknuckle MacFoofingtons Villanelle 6.83;12 27-Mar-06 (4) 426 10-Dec-03 14
Nightshades Villanelle 7.01;23 11-Mar-07 (0) 243 11-Mar-07 24
Tom & Jerry Haiku 5.45;6 29-Aug-07 (0) 2886 19-Jan-03 3
Hector's such a drag Other 5.00;8 16-Oct-07 (0) 7487 19-Jan-03 6
The bouchon Haiku 5.68;11 29-Aug-07 (0) 1970 07-Jan-03 4
The spleenless poet Free verse 5.30;8 29-Aug-07 (4) 3604 27-Jul-03 20
A trap door for the moat Haiku 5.00;6 29-Aug-07 (0) 7527 21-Jun-03 8
"Bored?" "Let's eat my nuts?" Haiku 5.36;11 29-Aug-07 (2) 3215 24-Dec-02 15
The Lordy only knows why tornados have no nose Haiku 5.17;9 26-Aug-07 (1) 5009 26-Aug-07 22
HGH 1000 (human growth hormone) fountain of youth? Other 4.76;12 16-Oct-07 (0) 11645 17-Dec-02 5
Transformers "a higher, vaster, deeper meaning". Haiku 5.65;15 29-Aug-07 (5) 2098 16-May-03 33
Bilboards, and music, just shouldn't be mixed. Haiku 5.18;11 29-Aug-07 (0) 4747 13-Dec-02 6
Hefty Smurf Haiku 6.65;16 29-Aug-07 (0) 562 12-Jun-03 5
Live from Boise Idaho...the cads! Other 4.89;13 16-Oct-07 (0) 9873 22-Dec-02 6
The postman just walked in, no ring was heard. Free verse 5.75;10 29-Aug-07 (7) 1785 20-Jan-03 4
Shut the fuck up and fix me a Scoobie snack. Haiku 5.82;15 29-Aug-07 (4) 1623 29-May-03 8
The Smurf Village Haiku 5.30;12 29-Aug-07 (4) 3594 25-Nov-02 5
Smurfette Haiku 5.49;12 29-Aug-07 (0) 2769 22-Nov-02 6
Papa Smurf Haiku 5.78;14 29-Aug-07 (6) 1695 21-Nov-02 7
Handy Smurf Haiku 6.20;19 29-Aug-07 (6) 969 10-Jun-03 15
The little tornado that could Free verse 5.45;11 29-Aug-07 (2) 2854 12-Nov-02 2
Of the opposition. Zipcode graffitti Free verse 4.94;9 29-Aug-07 (5) 8957 19-Jan-03 8
i'm the jesse james of the seven-eleven chain Haiku 6.81;20 29-Aug-07 (3) 448 10-Sep-04 8
Jackanapes and smoke buttons Free verse 6.64;12 29-Aug-07 (1) 569 11-Jun-03 15
The primates fate (chrystal ball foot switch) Free verse 5.73;11 29-Aug-07 (8) 1845 26-Dec-02 7
"turd to yo mutha" daywalker shittalker Free verse 5.59;15 29-Aug-07 (4) 2300 18-Dec-02 9
Gloria's stairwell circles up & down Free verse 4.88;7 29-Aug-07 (2) 9884 08-Jun-03 7
First date (for Larry, a lesbian vampire) Free verse 5.49;12 29-Aug-07 (5) 2768 02-Feb-05 9
No recalculations needed Ode 5.66;16 16-Oct-07 (7) 2055 20-Nov-04 9
Walk in a dream (an ode to self help poems) Pimple 4.73;22 28-Aug-05 (10) 11689 28-Aug-05 12
Theoretical Islamic Math Other 5.75;10 16-Oct-07 (5) 1784 30-Mar-03 24
Howl For Clarity (for Jeff Buckley) Lyric 5.77;16 16-Sep-06 (9) 1742 16-Sep-06 8
First, you gotta bend over.. Free verse 5.35;15 29-Aug-07 (7) 3326 19-Jan-03 8
My Mountain (An ode to the nature poem) Ode 5.26;14 16-Oct-07 (0) 3933 15-Jan-03 5
Original words (spectacularly stolen) Free verse 5.23;7 29-Aug-07 (4) 4159 23-May-03 3
Knights of progress 'alter boy shamed' Free verse 4.77;26 29-Aug-07 (8) 11328 08-May-03 12
Remember-me (an ode to those dropped off at the clinic) Ode 5.17;9 25-Oct-07 (1) 5007 06-Jun-03 16
My cousin's baby sitter. Haiku 4.00;85 29-Aug-07 (0) 13323 23-Feb-03 67
More 7-Eleven holdups. Haiku 5.36;11 29-Aug-07 (0) 3213 08-Sep-02 8
Award shows make my cock hard, but you don't Haiku 5.06;9 29-Aug-07 (0) 6751 07-May-03 14
<{Grasping^Grendals}> Haiku 6.95;12 29-Aug-07 (5) 317 16-Jan-03 7
The boy who shot birds Free verse 5.06;9 29-Aug-07 (2) 6750 02-Jun-03 12
A Choir Boy's Spoiliation.. Haiku 4.16;14 29-Aug-07 (0) 13213 23-Aug-02 11
Various 7-Eleven hold ups... Haiku 6.01;13 29-Aug-07 (3) 1229 22-Aug-02 7
The Ultimate~Creep goes to Mecca! Other 5.61;12 08-Nov-07 (10) 2251 08-Nov-07 14
Why I want to kill Opie Other 6.00;10 27-Jun-08 (3) 1249 27-Jun-08 7
A Geisha's Burlesque~Aforethought! Other 4.66;8 06-Nov-07 (0) 12204 16-Aug-02 12
-=Dark_Angel=- & The Canon Episcopi Other 5.00;10 25-Oct-07 (0) 7456 01-Sep-02 8
Date Rape Gang Bang Haiku 3.83;41 12-Mar-07 (0) 13421 14-Oct-03 22
Black Buns Haiku 4.06;47 29-Aug-07 (0) 13277 09-May-03 31
Bastard Of The Bastard Free verse 5.39;9 29-Aug-07 (5) 3132 19-Nov-02 5
The man who sold his wife Lyric 5.30;10 03-Oct-07 (7) 3622 18-Jan-03 6
Mobile home agenda Free verse 6.92;21 29-Aug-07 (3) 345 26-Nov-03 9
5.76;2436 08-Jul-14 3610.17 14-Jul-09 1414




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