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i'm the jesse james of the seven-eleven chain (Haiku) by Bachus
my gloves are just socks! and i have a tin foil hat! i want candy smokes! nude on pcp. i tackle a cardboard prop. then steal some yohoo. no shirt plus no shoes. i go straight for the good porn while my friend gets beer. dressed like a cowboy. i tell you the guns are real. you wisely agree

Up the ladder: NIGHTMILK SUNBLOOD
Down the ladder: Mid-July

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.9
Weighted score: 6.8098907
Overall Rank: 393
Posted: October 29, 2002 10:12 PM PST; Last modified: October 29, 2002 10:12 PM PST
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[10] -=SeTTle=- @ 140.186.49.231 | 29-Oct-02/10:19 PM | Reply
ha ha ha plop (laughed my nuts off)
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > -=SeTTle=- | 29-Oct-02/10:30 PM | Reply
glad you could make it.. i see you brought your grandmother again...excellent! i'll get the pudding.(i taped all seven days of the bold and the beatifull last week, and i have three dee glArseS..sit down and try the slippers..they're made from hippo.n
[7] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 | 30-Oct-02/7:02 AM | Reply
yee-haw.
[10] xanthippe @ 63.202.10.194 | 30-Oct-02/10:03 PM | Reply
love it :P
[10] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.52 | 31-Oct-02/2:23 PM | Reply
awesome.
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > razorgrin | 31-Oct-02/3:51 PM | Reply
thanks..happy halloween! how are you these days? how is school and work? good i pray? well i hope the chuds in the mall aren't still making your analytical gauge go pertowie! you are an excellent writer, and i'm fond of your work also. have a perfect evening. ciao.
[7] Robert K Foster @ 209.68.66.140 | 10-Jun-03/9:24 AM | Reply
yoohoo rocks. gotta love chocolate water.
[0] Doug @ 64.12.116.140 | 10-Sep-04/11:01 PM | Reply
Boring.
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