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Lynched (Other) by Bachus
-- Bring the rope Bob? - Yep. -- Gasoline? - Yep. -- Horse? - Got her. -- Shovel? - Indeedee. -- Hmmm. Good, how about the gun? - Yeppers. Earl spits a yack of chaw over his shoulder Then wipes the brown dribble from his chin. -- Bob? - Yes Earl? -- Where's the nigger? Bob spins around with shock and scratches his ear. Takes off his hat and ponders a while. - He must of popped out the back of the cart when I hit them there ruts a half a mile yonder? -- Bob? - Yeah Earl? -- Go get EM! Bob hauls bowlegged ass down the dirt road in a panic. Earl spins around and begins to donn his sheets & mask. The KKK is an equal opportunity employer with benefits.

Up the ladder: Red
Down the ladder: The Epitaph

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.4
Weighted score: 5.2
Overall Rank: 4555
Posted: January 12, 2004 10:11 AM PST; Last modified: January 12, 2004 10:11 AM PST
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Comments:
[10] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.160.156 | 12-Jan-04/11:45 AM | Reply
LMAO.

Indeed. Blessed with ten.
[10] INTRANSIT @ 64.12.96.46 | 12-Jan-04/5:48 PM | Reply
They say they-"aint skeered". they should be.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.116.54 > INTRANSIT | 12-Jan-04/9:42 PM | Reply
lol, a classic.

That should be the title of your first poetry book.
I'll fucking publish it, she-it.
[0] deleted user @ 64.12.116.140 | 15-Sep-04/2:20 PM | Reply
An ass full of nonsense - sitting on a chair shit!!!!
[0] klosterfobik @ 205.188.116.140 | 19-Sep-04/4:43 PM | Reply
Pure - sheer and absolute shit!
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