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Secada (Parody of sasha's lying vagina) (Free verse) by Bachus
Secada (Cheeza Weeza) by Sheeze Bumm! Bumm, Secada! bow'ls along the ground! And grumble as your gasses multiply. Chaps! Chaps! Secada! Shake your genital Herpe (and be glad you don't have AIDS) With chings that flirr for noise and not too gay! Shrill Jesu might hear! You've only days away Till you hump your own buttocks and wait again to gay! Seventeen days, babbooned in babboonery you parfait, And ripen where the scud-sunk hippies wade, Till reveling in the nudity of the Gay.... Now two ply, Secada! Two ply with wings like spades That rust to nigger up in KKK's unholy glowworm, And bumms like tarnished bummeries whose glory hemhoroid in the foyer. Now confess, Secada! To the one that got away. To the real Lord of Gaye To the hammer in the phone To the super glue in porno To the Safety Cup Of Jesus.

Up the ladder: I Miss You
Down the ladder: Full Moon in Sagittarius

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Arithmetic Mean: 4.2352943
Weighted score: 4.3264494
Overall Rank: 13112
Posted: May 23, 2004 6:19 PM PDT; Last modified: May 23, 2004 6:20 PM PDT
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[10] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 194.222.223.239 | 24-May-04/4:00 PM | Reply
You missed a 'brown'. Otherwise this would have contained every single motif you've copied from -=Dark_Angel=- in the last 2 years.
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.130.62.63 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 24-May-04/8:15 PM | Reply
Life is all about imitation, and dropping the clutch,
you should be flattered. I have big love for you mang.
You ever listen to Cheech and Chong's old records
Blind Melon Chitlin, Pedro at the beach etc...?
[n/a] Sasha @ 69.138.236.63 | 25-May-04/7:22 PM | Reply
What bow'ls
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.130.62.63 > Sasha | 25-May-04/8:00 PM | Reply
At least it's 'original'.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.130.62.63 > Sasha | 25-May-04/8:00 PM | Reply
And funny.
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.130.62.63 | 4-Jun-04/12:12 PM | Reply
Upon dave's mysterious knee
besmattered chaps -- he gave to me
For the world of poetry to see
My plundered shrubbery.
[0] klosterfobik @ 64.12.116.140 | 15-Sep-04/12:06 PM | Reply
A big bag of infantile shit, with a dash of nonsense.
[0] Doug @ 64.12.116.140 | 15-Sep-04/12:20 PM | Reply
Unreadable at best.
[0] Doug @ 64.12.116.140 | 15-Sep-04/12:22 PM | Reply
Do you vote on your own poetry?
[0] unnesessary @ 64.12.116.140 | 15-Sep-04/1:36 PM | Reply
A page of shit!!!!
[0] deleted user @ 64.12.116.140 | 15-Sep-04/2:25 PM | Reply
Moron!
[0] deleted user @ 172.145.75.64 | 17-Sep-04/6:53 PM | Reply
Is this back-wash inside the rancid snatch of a wanna be poet?
Or just shit typed out by an asshole?
[10] edpeterson @ 68.79.20.59 | 29-Oct-04/5:43 PM | Reply
asshole. nigger. stupid sonovabitch. Idiot. imbecile. mammoth.
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