Skull fucking Miggy, a list, by Iggy Poppy

Member since 2002 · Posted 20 May 2003 · Edited 10 Jul 2003 · 12 comments

1. A healthy nigger 2. Thumbtacks 3. Phillips screw driver 4. Jane's Addiction any Cd (preferably early nineties) 5. Syringe 6. Cancer 7. A vagina named "Chewie" 8. An industrial sized vibrating assplug 9. A nucleur missile, or rocket 10. Slingshot 11. Bible (St. James edition) 12. prerolled joint 13. A thirteen year old Asian prostitute 14. An entire afternoon off 15. A shovel 16. A dark, big, long, bag 17. A fake Id 19. An isolated cabin on a lake 20. Weights and rope 21. A pack of lucky strikes. 22. A fishing pole, and license 23. The heart of a killer 24. A 1/4 lb. bag of sunflower seeds (but not seedless) 25. A Chevy Malibu you call LuLu 26. Personal plates that say "HiStrung" 27. The will to kill 28. Boots with chrome

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12 comments

[9] razorgrin 20-May-03/10:25 PM Reply

Nice.

[0] Jeremi B. Handrinos › razorgrin 21-May-03/12:52 AM Reply

Good god, tell me about it.

[n/a] Felzpoet 21-May-03/3:44 PM Reply

Dude tht is so wrong
but funny

[0] Miggy 21-May-03/4:11 PM Reply

that's more gay than you

[n/a] Bachus › Miggy 27-May-03/12:36 PM Reply

I'm sorry, what was that? I was just counting the dead bugs on my window. Did your mouth move?

[1] King Abdullah I 11-Jul-03/1:24 AM Reply

Number 11 on your list should read "King James" not "St James" you INFIDEL

[0] horus8 › King Abdullah I 11-Jul-03/11:55 AM Reply

Perhaps, he was a king to you, but a Saint to me.

[2] wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 11-Jul-03/3:11 AM Reply

You are su-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ch a c-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-nt

[0] horus8 › wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 11-Jul-03/11:54 AM Reply

No I am blunt, like a hole cake.

[8] SupremeDreamer 12-Jul-03/2:41 AM Reply

It tickled my poetic thought process. ;] blessed with 8.

[10] baphomet 13-Sep-03/10:23 PM Reply

godly words.

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10.

[10] capachijim 26-Sep-03/3:31 PM Reply

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