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Skull fucking Miggy, a list, by Iggy Poppy (Other) by Bachus 1. A healthy nigger
2. Thumbtacks
3. Phillips screw driver
4. Jane's Addiction any Cd (preferably early nineties)
5. Syringe
6. Cancer
7. A vagina named "Chewie"
8. An industrial sized vibrating assplug
9. A nucleur missile, or rocket
10. Slingshot
11. Bible (St. James edition)
12. prerolled joint
13. A thirteen year old Asian prostitute
14. An entire afternoon off
15. A shovel
16. A dark, big, long, bag
17. A fake Id
19. An isolated cabin on a lake
20. Weights and rope
21. A pack of lucky strikes.
22. A fishing pole, and license
23. The heart of a killer
24. A 1/4 lb. bag of sunflower seeds (but not seedless)
25. A Chevy Malibu you call LuLu
26. Personal plates that say "HiStrung"
27. The will to kill
28. Boots with chrome
Up the ladder:
AIDS in a Glass
Down the ladder:
THE BEST POEM EVER!!!!!!
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Posted: May 20, 2003 7:16 PM PDT; Last modified: July 10, 2003 7:39 PM PDTWeighted score: 3.5209076 Overall Rank: 13598 Comments:
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razorgrin @ 142.166.234.133
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20-May-03/10:25 PM
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Nice.
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Jeremi B. Handrinos @ 24.126.113.154
> razorgrin
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21-May-03/12:52 AM
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Good god, tell me about it.
Dude tht is so wrong
but funny
that's more gay than you
I'm sorry, what was that? I was just counting the dead bugs on my window. Did your mouth move?
Number 11 on your list should read "King James" not "St James" you INFIDEL
Perhaps, he was a king to you, but a Saint to me.
You are su-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ch a c-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-nt
No I am blunt, like a hole cake.
It tickled my poetic thought process. ;] blessed with 8.
godly words.
3char1per 10.
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