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THE BEST POEM EVER!!!!!! (Sonnet) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? The score thou awardest this poem,
Shall be the reciprocal of the amount by which,
Thou enjoyest the company of children in the bedroom,
On a scale of a tenth to infinity.
All those claiming to be above such conditions,
Or to be otherwise immune or uninterested in them,
Shall be assumed to have an unhealthy interest in minors,
You know what I am talking about!
In addition, all those failing to vote,
Shall be tarred with the assumption stipulated above,
To wit, the equivalent to a score of infinity,
Will be awarded by default.
This is an official decree,
By the Royal Council of Bards and Wordsmiths.
Up the ladder:
Skull fucking Miggy, a list, by Iggy Poppy
Down the ladder:
Shit happens
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 3.5172415
Posted: September 12, 2003 5:51 PM PDT; Last modified: September 23, 2003 7:42 AM PDTWeighted score: 3.5209076 Overall Rank: 13599 Comments:
Moses does not fart near you I presume.
Infinity.
stupinity.
Gay.
Far too much time on your hands. And comepooie.
You can never have too much time for poetry.
Keep trying and someday even you shall poo out a poesie.
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But alas, you misspelled "assumption", so all the power that your poem might have had to reverse vasectomies, etc., is voided.
I write poetry from my heart, not a dictionary.
lel.
you are the leader of male homosexual poetry.
good job. peniscabob. 3char1per o.
I have now corrected the assumption error which seemed to have been keeping this poem off the top of the "best" list.
Blackmailing the ranker? Not quite a chain letter, but witty. An average 5 from me.
Did you watch Carnivale last night?
It's more fucked over than a whore at a bachelor party
That is a fantastic rhetorical expression. You truely are a versifier par excellence.
You fucking tool.
best poem i ever read. I wouldnt change a thing...0
hey davey one question.... were you talking about michel jackson? and i quote from the poem:"Thou enjoyest the company of children in the bedroom,"
oh well..... its not the infamous EGG that you also wrote but ill give you a 7 just cus
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I'd be willing to bet that at some point in your life, you worked at a renaissance faire! Not bad work over all. -8-
best among the worst?
I found the "THOU" thing pretty unnecessary as you really don't follow it up in the other cases. I won't say I hate but don't love it either. A 5!!
Wait...what? I...I don't get it..Probably all that weed I smoked earlier..Oh well..I'll grant you with a 10..The rule on this site seems to be that all good poems are confusing with all the big..words..and stuff..anyways...Always pass the dutch to the left..Cuz the right way is wrong..PEACE
LOL...as i see below...somewhere....under my nose...2 tens scored upon the board and a group of pedophiles in tow!!!
This is hilarious...I love you... Peace, Sean P.S. Due to my interest in beautiful women and receiving head, you get a ten! 1122 view(s)
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just one thing: assumtion should be assumption
tsk. nice title.
heres an 8.
And i ate the ninja turtles,
they made a good stew..