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Stephen Robins

Member since 21 Mar 2003 · 40 poems · 4 favorites

About
I am a minor celebrity having published 5 lousy books. I pass a more than uncanny resemblance to Lord Birkenhead and my head is the shape of an inverted isosceles triangle.
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http://www.jowlshowlsandbowls.com
Location
UK
Referrer
Elton John's lover David Furnish told me about it as we actively punctured Mr John.
Last active
7 May 2013, 9:33 AM
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FormVotesAverage
Free verse3306.27
Haiku195.00
Lyric217.43
Limerick127.92
Ode315.26
Concrete25.50
Other254.68
Sonnet78.71
Villanelle56.20
Pimple34.67
Acrostic28.50
Triolet110.00
Programming22.50
Cinquain210.00
Terza Rima110.00
Prose Poem33.33
Senryu25.50
All4686.18

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FormComments
Free verse798
Haiku50
Lyric41
Limerick35
Ode70
Concrete2
Other63
Sonnet14
Villanelle4
Sestina1
Pimple5
Acrostic1
Triolet4
Programming4
Cinquain2
Terza Rima6
Prose Poem9
Senryu9
All1118

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4 poems marked as favorites.

Poems40 by Stephen Robins

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  1. Time please Ladies and Gentleman (+Dovina)
    Free verse 0 comments last vote 4 May 2008 (10) last comment –
    5.17 2 votes
  2. Please sodomise yourself
    Free verse 3 comments last vote 17 Feb 2021 (10) last comment 17 Feb 2021
    6.34 7 votes
  3. The inspection
    Free verse 0 comments last vote 6 Sep 2008 (8) last comment –
    5.07 2 votes
  4. Henry's breeches
    Free verse 3 comments last vote 10 Mar 2021 (0) last comment 2 Feb 2021
    4.64 5 votes
  5. The kissing chair incident
    Free verse 6 comments last vote 16 Jun 2007 (8) last comment 16 Jun 2007
    5.17 5 votes
  6. Bookshop girls
    Free verse 9 comments last vote 6 Sep 2008 (7) last comment 23 May 2007
    4.82 6 votes
  7. Fraser Allonby Quidnam Cruris
    Free verse 4 comments last vote 18 Nov 2010 (10) last comment 17 May 2007
    5.38 5 votes
  8. Oliver
    Free verse 3 comments last vote 23 Mar 2007 (7) last comment 23 Mar 2007
    5.09 4 votes
  9. Polite refusal
    Free verse 4 comments last vote 6 Mar 2007 (10) last comment 20 Feb 2007
    5.33 4 votes
  10. Yet more woe
    Free verse 7 comments last vote 16 Feb 2007 (8) last comment 19 Feb 2007
    5.36 3 votes
  11. Menopause
    Free verse 10 comments last vote 3 Feb 2007 (0) last comment 31 Jan 2007
    4.81 2 votes
  12. The Passing
    Free verse 3 comments last vote 29 Jan 2007 (7) last comment 29 Jan 2007
    5.20 3 votes
  13. Give it up Max
    Free verse 19 comments last vote 23 Jan 2007 (3) last comment 23 Jan 2007
    5.04 3 votes
  14. The huntsman's revenge
    Free verse 3 comments last vote 23 Jan 2007 (2) last comment 15 Jan 2007
    4.88 4 votes
  15. Asbestosis
    Free verse 5 comments last vote 10 Mar 2021 (10) last comment 17 Jan 2007
    5.16 3 votes
  16. Lonely Hearts
    Other 8 comments last vote 16 Feb 2007 (1) last comment 17 Feb 2007
    4.88 2 votes
  17. Brinkmanshit
    Free verse 5 comments last vote 29 Jun 2007 (0) last comment 12 Jan 2007
    4.88 3 votes
  18. Ode to the Bun
    Free verse 4 comments last vote 12 Jan 2007 (2) last comment 10 Dec 2006
    5.49 6 votes
  19. Dear Maggie
    Free verse 5 comments last vote 23 Jan 2007 (2) last comment 14 Sep 2006
    5.27 4 votes
  20. On the subject of being poor
    Free verse 4 comments last vote 12 Jan 2007 (3) last comment 29 Aug 2006
    5.72 6 votes
  21. I wish I was a chav
    Free verse 8 comments last vote 23 Jan 2007 (2) last comment 14 Aug 2006
    5.81 6 votes
  22. Why?
    Free verse 1 comment last vote 29 Jun 2007 (0) last comment 24 Aug 2006
    5.06 4 votes
  23. COCK
    Free verse 7 comments last vote 29 Mar 2008 (10) last comment 15 Aug 2006
    5.27 7 votes
  24. Fraser's Wedding
    Free verse 12 comments last vote 12 Jan 2007 (2) last comment 29 Oct 2006
    4.90 8 votes
  25. Don't touch the chairs in a gay bar.
    Free verse 7 comments last vote 16 Nov 2023 (0) last comment 23 Jan 2023
    6.16 12 votes
  26. Muff
    Free verse 11 comments last vote 23 Jan 2023 (10) last comment 23 Jan 2023
    6.86 13 votes
  27. Ben Fogle
    Free verse 5 comments last vote 11 Mar 2007 (9) last comment 11 Mar 2007
    5.73 7 votes
  28. Comment on Avian 'flu
    Free verse 2 comments last vote 12 Jan 2007 (3) last comment 11 Jan 2006
    4.96 6 votes
  29. My back (An explanation)
    Free verse 11 comments last vote 23 Jan 2007 (2) last comment 3 Jun 2005
    5.26 5 votes
  30. Waffleman
    Lyric 5 comments last vote 23 Jan 2007 (2) last comment 3 May 2005
    5.36 4 votes
  31. The huntsman's shame
    Free verse 8 comments last vote 23 Jan 2007 (2) last comment 9 Nov 2004
    5.10 5 votes
  32. The correct order of things
    Free verse 9 comments last vote 23 Jan 2007 (2) last comment 1 Feb 2006
    5.24 4 votes
  33. Brogues are best
    Free verse 11 comments last vote 23 Jan 2007 (2) last comment 13 Jan 2006
    5.16 3 votes
  34. The huntsman's secret
    Free verse 4 comments last vote 7 Mar 2007 (0) last comment 5 Oct 2004
    6.15 10 votes
  35. Tony Blair's sagging purple johnny
    Free verse 20 comments last vote 23 Jan 2007 (2) last comment 3 Nov 2006
    5.31 7 votes
  36. Breasts
    Free verse 19 comments last vote 23 Jan 2007 (2) last comment 16 Jan 2007
    5.23 11 votes
  37. My love for Katie
    Free verse 6 comments last vote 23 Jan 2007 (2) last comment 6 Oct 2003
    5.24 4 votes
  38. Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome
    Free verse 13 comments last vote 7 Mar 2007 (0) last comment 17 Apr 2003
    6.11 38 votes
  39. Offence
    Free verse 12 comments last vote 23 Jan 2007 (2) last comment 10 Feb 2004
    4.84 3 votes
  40. Ze German Poetry
    Free verse 9 comments last vote 14 Feb 2021 (0) last comment 14 Feb 2021
    5.91 12 votes

Across them: score 5.33 from 248 votes · mean rank 5176.45 · 285 comments · last vote 16 Nov 2023 · last comment 23 Jan 2023