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About: I am a minor celebrity having published 5 lousy books. I pass a more than uncanny resemblance to Lord Birkenhead and my head is the shape of an inverted isosceles triangle.
Homepage: http://www.jowlshowlsandbowls.com
Location: UK
Referrer: Elton John's lover David Furnish told me about it as we actively punctured Mr John.
Date Joined: 21-Mar-03/3:08 AM
Last Active: 7-May-13/9:33 AM
Last Login: 7-May-13/9:31 AM (see ips by user)
Last poems posted:
Time please Ladies and Gentleman (+Dovina)20-Mar-08/1:40 PM
Please sodomise yourself17-Jan-08/7:40 AM
The inspection3-Jan-08/7:33 AM

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Voting history:
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StyleVotesAverage
Free verse 330 6.27
Haiku 19 5.00
Lyric 21 7.43
Limerick 12 7.92
Ode 31 5.26
Concrete 2 5.50
Other 25 4.68
Sonnet 7 8.71
Villanelle 5 6.20
Pimple 3 4.67
Acrostic 2 8.50
Triolet 1 10.00
Programming 2 2.50
Cinquain 2 10.00
Terza Rima 1 10.00
Prose Poem 3 3.33
Senryu 2 5.50
4686.18
Comment history:
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StyleComments
Free verse 798
Haiku 50
Lyric 41
Limerick 35
Ode 70
Concrete 2
Other 63
Sonnet 14
Villanelle 4
Sestina 1
Pimple 5
Acrostic 1
Triolet 4
Programming 4
Cinquain 2
Terza Rima 6
Prose Poem 9
Senryu 9
1118
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Time please Ladies and Gentleman (+Dovina) Free verse 5.17;2 04-May-08 (10) 5032 N/A 0
Please sodomise yourself Free verse 5.60;3 06-Sep-08 (10) 2283 N/A 0
The inspection Free verse 5.07;2 06-Sep-08 (8) 6587 N/A 0
Henry's breeches Free verse 4.80;3 22-Oct-07 (9) 11131 22-Oct-07 2
The kissing chair incident Free verse 5.17;5 16-Jun-07 (8) 4989 16-Jun-07 6
Bookshop girls Free verse 4.82;6 06-Sep-08 (7) 10861 23-May-07 9
Fraser Allonby Quidnam Cruris Free verse 5.38;5 18-Nov-10 (10) 3179 17-May-07 4
Oliver Free verse 5.09;4 23-Mar-07 (7) 6276 23-Mar-07 3
Polite refusal Free verse 5.33;4 06-Mar-07 (10) 3436 20-Feb-07 4
Yet more woe Free verse 5.36;3 16-Feb-07 (8) 3322 19-Feb-07 7
Menopause Free verse 4.81;2 03-Feb-07 (0) 10899 31-Jan-07 10
The Passing Free verse 5.20;3 29-Jan-07 (7) 4539 29-Jan-07 3
Give it up Max Free verse 5.04;3 23-Jan-07 (3) 7118 23-Jan-07 19
The huntsman's revenge Free verse 4.88;4 23-Jan-07 (2) 10103 15-Jan-07 3
Asbestosis Free verse 4.98;2 14-Jan-07 (7) 8176 17-Jan-07 5
Lonely Hearts Other 4.88;2 16-Feb-07 (1) 9919 17-Feb-07 8
Brinkmanshit Free verse 4.88;3 29-Jun-07 (0) 10183 12-Jan-07 5
Ode to the Bun Free verse 5.49;6 12-Jan-07 (2) 2730 10-Dec-06 4
Dear Maggie Free verse 5.27;4 23-Jan-07 (2) 3871 14-Sep-06 5
On the subject of being poor Free verse 5.72;6 12-Jan-07 (3) 1885 29-Aug-06 4
I wish I was a chav Free verse 5.81;6 23-Jan-07 (2) 1655 14-Aug-06 8
Why? Free verse 5.06;4 29-Jun-07 (0) 6723 24-Aug-06 1
COCK Free verse 5.27;7 29-Mar-08 (10) 3799 15-Aug-06 7
Fraser's Wedding Free verse 4.90;8 12-Jan-07 (2) 9853 29-Oct-06 12
Don't touch the chairs in a gay bar. Free verse 6.45;10 07-Mar-07 (0) 724 16-Jan-07 5
Muff Free verse 6.71;12 07-Mar-07 (0) 529 29-Aug-06 10
Ben Fogle Free verse 5.73;7 11-Mar-07 (9) 1833 11-Mar-07 5
Comment on Avian 'flu Free verse 4.96;6 12-Jan-07 (3) 8683 11-Jan-06 2
My back (An explanation) Free verse 5.26;5 23-Jan-07 (2) 3896 03-Jun-05 11
Waffleman Lyric 5.36;4 23-Jan-07 (2) 3316 03-May-05 5
The huntsman's shame Free verse 5.10;5 23-Jan-07 (2) 6079 09-Nov-04 8
The correct order of things Free verse 5.24;4 23-Jan-07 (2) 4044 01-Feb-06 9
Brogues are best Free verse 5.16;3 23-Jan-07 (2) 5063 13-Jan-06 11
The huntsman's secret Free verse 6.15;10 07-Mar-07 (0) 1056 05-Oct-04 4
Tony Blair's sagging purple johnny Free verse 5.31;7 23-Jan-07 (2) 3573 03-Nov-06 20
Breasts Free verse 5.23;11 23-Jan-07 (2) 4196 16-Jan-07 19
My love for Katie Free verse 5.24;4 23-Jan-07 (2) 4030 06-Oct-03 6
Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome Free verse 6.11;38 07-Mar-07 (0) 1114 17-Apr-03 13
Offence Free verse 4.84;3 23-Jan-07 (2) 10573 10-Feb-04 12
Ze German Poetry Free verse 5.91;11 07-Mar-07 (0) 1414 14-Aug-06 8
5.32;510 18-Nov-10 5216.80 22-Oct-07 277




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