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Offence (Free verse) by Stephen Robins
Eat my cum, Out your bum, Get it in your tum, Mum.

Up the ladder: iodine and baby oil

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Arithmetic Mean: 3.6666667
Weighted score: 4.8410625
Overall Rank: 10574
Posted: April 1, 2003 4:35 AM PST; Last modified: February 10, 2004 8:50 AM PST
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[n/a] Caducus @ 62.105.88.10 | 1-Apr-03/5:40 AM | Reply
Moving.
[10] wFraser Allonby Q.C.w @ 195.157.153.253 | 1-Apr-03/5:40 AM | Reply
I wish to protest in the strongest possible terms about absolutely everything.
[10] wEdible Underpantsw @ 195.157.153.253 | 1-Apr-03/5:44 AM | Reply
With your permission, Madam Speaker, I should like to make a statement. Together with my right honourable Friends, the Foreign Secretary and the Home Secretary, I attended a special meeting of the European Council from 14 to 16 October, in Tampere, Finland. The main purpose of the meeting was to agree the priorities for action by the European Union and Member States in the field of Justice and Home Affairs. During a coffee break on 15 October, we visited poemranker and amused ourselves by reading out poems in silly voices. Our particular favourite was this poem for its universal appeal and homely wisdom.
[n/a] Christof @ 217.44.71.200 | 1-Apr-03/7:07 AM | Reply
I wept.
[7] spank me baby yeah @ 62.105.88.10 | 1-Apr-03/7:33 AM | Reply
There are over 1000 calories in every explosion. We are only born with a prodictive amount of one gallon.

This was beautiful man a penis poem for generations to embrace.
[n/a] Stephen Robins @ 213.253.24.101 > spank me baby yeah | 1-Apr-03/7:39 AM | Reply
There is no escaping the fact the plaudits are deserved.
[6] Mr Pig (again) @ 195.92.194.16 | 1-Apr-03/10:06 AM | Reply
Oh my giddy Aunt Blythe, your certifiable.
[7] zodiac @ 152.18.33.197 | 10-Feb-04/11:24 AM | Reply
Is he eating cum out of his own bum? Is that possible?
[n/a] dragonfly @ 65.234.234.28 | 10-Feb-04/9:14 PM | Reply
Yum.
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