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About: I spend most of my time knocking one off in the bogs in my office about our 16 year old office junior. I intersperse this with surfing the web, sending e-mails and picking my nasal passages for large salty delights. I earn more than the rest of you put to together for doing this. You are probably all scared about job losses because you have neither the drive nor the aptitude to be able to think for yourselves and create anything other than a small streak of semen on your palms after a good tug.
Homepage: http://www.memepool.com
Location: Iraq
Referrer: Razzle
Date Joined: 28-Mar-03/6:47 AM
Last Active: 8-May-07/7:03 AM
Last Login: 8-May-07/7:03 AM (see ips by user)
Last poems posted:
The exile returns22-Feb-07/4:33 AM
patty t is totally gay13-Feb-06/6:23 AM
PLEASE VOTE FOR MELANIE3-May-05/2:29 PM

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Voting history:
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StyleVotesAverage
Free verse 124 7.86
Haiku 5 9.80
Lyric 10 6.20
Limerick 6 10.00
Ode 7 8.57
Other 9 3.44
Sonnet 2 9.50
Villanelle 2 10.00
Sestina 1 8.00
Pimple 1 10.00
1677.75
Comment history:
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StyleComments
Free verse 288
Haiku 13
Lyric 17
Limerick 37
Ode 12
Concrete 2
Other 33
Sonnet 3
Villanelle 3
Sestina 3
Pimple 9
Triolet 1
Programming 2
423
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The exile returns Free verse 5.18;4 22-Feb-07 (6) 4891 22-Feb-07 6
patty t is totally gay Free verse 4.80;3 16-Jan-07 (0) 11117 13-Feb-06 1
PLEASE VOTE FOR MELANIE Ode 6.11;9 29-Aug-07 (2) 1099 06-May-05 5
Reflections on the current U.K. general election campaign Free verse 4.56;3 29-Aug-07 (0) 12614 21-Apr-05 1
How to treat young ladies Free verse 5.58;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 2356 18-May-05 10
Questions for CLS Free verse 5.45;6 29-Aug-07 (0) 2921 12-Mar-05 3
Conjugate the verb Free verse 4.70;4 29-Aug-07 (0) 11976 20-Feb-05 4
Bad-Ass Mudder-Fugger Free verse 4.97;4 29-Aug-07 (5) 8391 17-Jan-05 2
Whemying Free verse 5.14;5 29-Aug-07 (4) 5352 23-Feb-05 1
Where's Jeremi B. Handrinos? Free verse 4.85;4 29-Aug-07 (0) 10523 17-Dec-04 19
Absurdly Hairy Quendo Free verse 5.24;5 29-Aug-07 (5) 3985 01-Oct-04 2
Hairy Quendo Free verse 4.80;3 29-Aug-07 (0) 11110 27-Sep-04 1
Hoopla Free verse 5.04;6 29-Aug-07 (0) 6954 20-Sep-04 1
The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law Other 7.15;47 21-Apr-18 (0) 58 16-Oct-17 42
The Brigadier's Motto Free verse 5.14;5 29-Aug-07 (1) 5338 03-May-04 15
QUENDOCRACY Free verse 5.64;8 29-Aug-07 (1) 2130 05-Apr-04 1
Lunacy Free verse 5.83;9 29-Aug-07 (5) 1608 26-Aug-04 6
Suggestions Free verse 5.04;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 7169 10-Feb-04 7
A Beard Most Foul Other 6.64;11 20-Oct-06 (10) 579 20-Oct-06 24
SIR FRASER Limerick 6.00;10 04-Apr-06 (4) 1255 21-May-04 8
Lady Diana Spencer Free verse 5.00;6 09-Oct-08 (2) 7545 07-Jul-04 4
Wanksta Limerick 5.06;9 10-Feb-06 (4) 6764 28-Nov-04 7
Christ Kebab Free verse 5.40;6 29-Aug-07 (2) 3070 14-Oct-03 4
ADAM IS A HEMASEX Other 5.10;5 29-Aug-07 (7) 6051 14-Oct-03 5
An Ode to Anal Joy Ode 5.45;6 29-Aug-07 (0) 2891 14-Oct-03 6
Love Squirts Free verse 4.60;10 10-Aug-06 (0) 12495 10-Aug-06 7
Glimpse of hope in time of war Free verse 5.19;5 29-Aug-07 (5) 4616 14-Oct-03 3
My anal protrusion Free verse 4.93;5 29-Aug-07 (1) 9292 14-Oct-03 5
Ode to a cock muncher Free verse 5.54;8 29-Aug-07 (7) 2468 14-Oct-03 6
Junior Trees Free verse 5.30;8 29-Aug-07 (0) 3607 14-Oct-03 3
5.31;228 21-Apr-18 5674.17 16-Oct-17 209




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