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About: I spend most of my time knocking one off in the bogs in my office about our 16 year old office junior. I intersperse this with surfing the web, sending e-mails and picking my nasal passages for large salty delights. I earn more than the rest of you put to together for doing this. You are probably all scared about job losses because you have neither the drive nor the aptitude to be able to think for yourselves and create anything other than a small streak of semen on your palms after a good tug.
Homepage: http://www.memepool.com
Location: Iraq
Referrer: Razzle
Date Joined: 28-Mar-03/6:47 AM
Last Active: 8-May-07/7:03 AM
Last Login: 8-May-07/7:03 AM (see ips by user)
Last poems posted:
The exile returns22-Feb-07/4:33 AM
patty t is totally gay13-Feb-06/6:23 AM
PLEASE VOTE FOR MELANIE3-May-05/2:29 PM

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Voting history:
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StyleVotesAverage
Free verse 124 7.86
Haiku 5 9.80
Lyric 10 6.20
Limerick 6 10.00
Ode 7 8.57
Other 9 3.44
Sonnet 2 9.50
Villanelle 2 10.00
Sestina 1 8.00
Pimple 1 10.00
1677.75
Comment history:
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StyleComments
Free verse 288
Haiku 13
Lyric 17
Limerick 37
Ode 12
Concrete 2
Other 33
Sonnet 3
Villanelle 3
Sestina 3
Pimple 9
Triolet 1
Programming 2
423
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The exile returns Free verse 5.18;4 22-Feb-07 (6) 4925 22-Feb-07 6
patty t is totally gay Free verse 4.80;3 16-Jan-07 (0) 11167 13-Feb-06 1
PLEASE VOTE FOR MELANIE Ode 6.11;9 29-Aug-07 (2) 1120 06-May-05 5
Reflections on the current U.K. general election campaign Free verse 4.56;3 29-Aug-07 (0) 12642 21-Apr-05 1
How to treat young ladies Free verse 5.58;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 2391 18-May-05 10
Questions for CLS Free verse 5.45;6 29-Aug-07 (0) 2943 12-Mar-05 3
Conjugate the verb Free verse 4.70;4 29-Aug-07 (0) 12008 20-Feb-05 4
Bad-Ass Mudder-Fugger Free verse 4.97;4 29-Aug-07 (5) 8491 17-Jan-05 2
Whemying Free verse 5.14;5 29-Aug-07 (4) 5397 23-Feb-05 1
Where's Jeremi B. Handrinos? Free verse 4.85;4 29-Aug-07 (0) 10568 17-Dec-04 19
Absurdly Hairy Quendo Free verse 5.24;5 29-Aug-07 (5) 4062 01-Oct-04 2
Hairy Quendo Free verse 4.80;3 29-Aug-07 (0) 11161 27-Sep-04 1
Hoopla Free verse 5.04;6 29-Aug-07 (0) 7006 20-Sep-04 1
The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law Other 7.20;49 02-Feb-21 (6) 18 16-Oct-17 42
The Brigadier's Motto Free verse 5.14;5 29-Aug-07 (1) 5413 03-May-04 15
QUENDOCRACY Free verse 5.64;8 29-Aug-07 (1) 2156 05-Apr-04 1
Lunacy Free verse 5.83;9 29-Aug-07 (5) 1626 26-Aug-04 6
Suggestions Free verse 5.04;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 7216 10-Feb-04 7
A Beard Most Foul Other 6.64;11 20-Oct-06 (10) 572 20-Oct-06 24
SIR FRASER Limerick 6.00;10 04-Apr-06 (4) 1273 21-May-04 8
Lady Diana Spencer Free verse 5.00;6 09-Oct-08 (2) 7594 07-Jul-04 4
Wanksta Limerick 5.06;9 10-Feb-06 (4) 6810 28-Nov-04 7
Christ Kebab Free verse 5.40;6 29-Aug-07 (2) 3126 14-Oct-03 4
ADAM IS A HEMASEX Other 5.10;5 29-Aug-07 (7) 6089 14-Oct-03 5
An Ode to Anal Joy Ode 5.67;8 01-Feb-21 (10) 2015 14-Oct-03 6
Love Squirts Free verse 4.41;11 01-Feb-21 (0) 12964 10-Aug-06 7
Glimpse of hope in time of war Free verse 5.19;5 29-Aug-07 (5) 4661 14-Oct-03 3
My anal protrusion Free verse 4.64;6 23-Jan-23 (0) 12396 14-Oct-03 5
Ode to a cock muncher Free verse 5.54;8 29-Aug-07 (7) 2501 14-Oct-03 6
Junior Trees Free verse 5.30;8 29-Aug-07 (0) 3669 14-Oct-03 3
5.31;234 23-Jan-23 5799.33 16-Oct-17 209




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