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About: I spend most of my time knocking one off in the bogs in my office about our 16 year old office junior. I intersperse this with surfing the web, sending e-mails and picking my nasal passages for large salty delights. I earn more than the rest of you put to together for doing this. You are probably all scared about job losses because you have neither the drive nor the aptitude to be able to think for yourselves and create anything other than a small streak of semen on your palms after a good tug.
Homepage: http://www.memepool.com
Location: Iraq
Referrer: Razzle
Date Joined: 28-Mar-03/6:47 AM
Last Active: 8-May-07/7:03 AM
Last Login: 8-May-07/7:03 AM (see ips by user)
Last poems posted:
The exile returns22-Feb-07/4:33 AM
patty t is totally gay13-Feb-06/6:23 AM
PLEASE VOTE FOR MELANIE3-May-05/2:29 PM

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Voting history:
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StyleVotesAverage
Free verse 124 7.86
Haiku 5 9.80
Lyric 10 6.20
Limerick 6 10.00
Ode 7 8.57
Other 9 3.44
Sonnet 2 9.50
Villanelle 2 10.00
Sestina 1 8.00
Pimple 1 10.00
1677.75
Comment history:
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StyleComments
Free verse 288
Haiku 13
Lyric 17
Limerick 37
Ode 12
Concrete 2
Other 33
Sonnet 3
Villanelle 3
Sestina 3
Pimple 9
Triolet 1
Programming 2
423
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The exile returns Free verse 5.18;4 22-Feb-07 (6) 4860 22-Feb-07 6
patty t is totally gay Free verse 4.80;3 16-Jan-07 (0) 11080 13-Feb-06 1
PLEASE VOTE FOR MELANIE Ode 6.11;9 29-Aug-07 (2) 1099 06-May-05 5
Reflections on the current U.K. general election campaign Free verse 4.56;3 29-Aug-07 (0) 12598 21-Apr-05 1
How to treat young ladies Free verse 5.58;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 2353 18-May-05 10
Questions for CLS Free verse 5.45;6 29-Aug-07 (0) 2896 12-Mar-05 3
Conjugate the verb Free verse 4.70;4 29-Aug-07 (0) 11950 20-Feb-05 4
Bad-Ass Mudder-Fugger Free verse 4.97;4 29-Aug-07 (5) 8403 17-Jan-05 2
Whemying Free verse 5.14;5 29-Aug-07 (4) 5361 23-Feb-05 1
Where's Jeremi B. Handrinos? Free verse 4.85;4 29-Aug-07 (0) 10501 17-Dec-04 19
Absurdly Hairy Quendo Free verse 5.24;5 29-Aug-07 (5) 3988 01-Oct-04 2
Hairy Quendo Free verse 4.80;3 29-Aug-07 (0) 11114 27-Sep-04 1
Hoopla Free verse 5.04;6 29-Aug-07 (0) 6937 20-Sep-04 1
The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law Other 7.15;47 21-Apr-18 (0) 60 16-Oct-17 42
The Brigadier's Motto Free verse 5.14;5 29-Aug-07 (1) 5373 03-May-04 15
QUENDOCRACY Free verse 5.64;8 29-Aug-07 (1) 2117 05-Apr-04 1
Lunacy Free verse 5.83;9 29-Aug-07 (5) 1602 26-Aug-04 6
Suggestions Free verse 5.04;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 7157 10-Feb-04 7
A Beard Most Foul Other 6.64;11 20-Oct-06 (10) 580 20-Oct-06 24
SIR FRASER Limerick 6.00;10 04-Apr-06 (4) 1255 21-May-04 8
Lady Diana Spencer Free verse 5.00;6 09-Oct-08 (2) 7534 07-Jul-04 4
Wanksta Limerick 5.06;9 10-Feb-06 (4) 6756 28-Nov-04 7
Christ Kebab Free verse 5.40;6 29-Aug-07 (2) 3068 14-Oct-03 4
ADAM IS A HEMASEX Other 5.10;5 29-Aug-07 (7) 6043 14-Oct-03 5
An Ode to Anal Joy Ode 5.45;6 29-Aug-07 (0) 2890 14-Oct-03 6
Love Squirts Free verse 4.60;10 10-Aug-06 (0) 12475 10-Aug-06 7
Glimpse of hope in time of war Free verse 5.19;5 29-Aug-07 (5) 4614 14-Oct-03 3
My anal protrusion Free verse 4.93;5 29-Aug-07 (1) 9278 14-Oct-03 5
Ode to a cock muncher Free verse 5.54;8 29-Aug-07 (7) 2467 14-Oct-03 6
Junior Trees Free verse 5.30;8 29-Aug-07 (0) 3605 14-Oct-03 3
5.31;228 21-Apr-18 5667.13 16-Oct-17 209




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