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Fraser Allonby Q.C. is a recipient of the poemWanker award:
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Lunacy (Free verse) by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
On a warm afternoon In the middle of June I'll fly a balloon And I'll shriek. I'll sail to the moon While I laugh and I croon, And the ladies will swoon At my cheek. I'll sing my fair tune Of a shameless baboon, For I am a buffoon And a freak.

Up the ladder: A whole load of cunts
Down the ladder: The Stickmen of Fools

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.6666665
Weighted score: 5.8333335
Overall Rank: 1623
Posted: March 3, 2004 6:41 AM PST; Last modified: March 3, 2004 6:41 AM PST
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[n/a] wFraser Allonby Q.C.w @ 195.157.153.253 | 3-Mar-04/6:50 AM | Reply
Hey guys! Crytsal Lane Swift here! I think this poem's like totally awesome and I give it -10-
Why does that slag give all your poems 10? I think she probably typed your name into google saw my picture on my old company's website and has been a'swooning ever since.
[10] Bobjim @ 212.135.1.50 | 3-Mar-04/7:23 AM | Reply
I like this one. I feel it could almost apply to me.
10
[8] Shuushin @ 147.154.235.53 | 25-Mar-04/2:12 PM | Reply
Hey, thanks for helping me out with the comments today.

This isn't bad btw - needs a little more I think though; its just the start of a character.

Make [you] do something.


[3] Stephen Robins @ 213.146.148.199 | 26-Aug-04/5:36 AM | Reply
You still have the most disgusting upper legs I've ever seen straddled by a lapdancer.
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