poemranker ::Lunacy by Fraser Allonby Q.C.

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Free verse № 93268

Lunacy

by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w

Member since 2003 · Posted 3 Mar 2004 · 5 comments

On a warm afternoon In the middle of June I'll fly a balloon And I'll shriek. I'll sail to the moon While I laugh and I croon, And the ladies will swoon At my cheek. I'll sing my fair tune Of a shameless baboon, For I am a buffoon And a freak.

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5 comments

[n/a] wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 3-Mar-04/6:50 AM Reply
Hey guys! Crytsal Lane Swift here! I think this poem's like totally awesome and I give it -10-
[3] Stephen Robins › wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 3-Mar-04/6:53 AM Reply
Why does that slag give all your poems 10? I think she probably typed your name into google saw my picture on my old company's website and has been a'swooning ever since.
[10] Bobjim 3-Mar-04/7:23 AM Reply
I like this one. I feel it could almost apply to me.
10
[8] Shuushin 25-Mar-04/2:12 PM Reply
Hey, thanks for helping me out with the comments today.

This isn't bad btw - needs a little more I think though; its just the start of a character.

Make [you] do something.


[3] Stephen Robins 26-Aug-04/5:36 AM Reply
You still have the most disgusting upper legs I've ever seen straddled by a lapdancer.