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Fraser Allonby Q.C. is a recipient of the poemWanker award:
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Absurdly Hairy Quendo (Free verse) by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
I once met a man on a farm Whose antics caused quite some alarm: He raped his own sister And then tried to fist her With one leg, his head and an arm. There once was a foolhardy Turk Who grew tired of having to work: He jumped on his mule And rode into a school With a shotgun and went quite berserk.

Up the ladder: Grandma in love

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Arithmetic Mean: 7.0
Weighted score: 5.2384057
Overall Rank: 4050
Posted: September 30, 2004 4:34 AM PDT; Last modified: September 30, 2004 4:34 AM PDT
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[10] INTRANSIT @ 64.12.116.70 | 30-Sep-04/7:15 AM | Reply
A Jew who was born on an easter
sadly allergic to sheeps fur
at the devil most true
would simply AH-CHOO
he passed as a nebbishing sneezer.
[10] Stephen Robins @ 213.146.148.199 | 1-Oct-04/7:27 AM | Reply
Both shit, the first one less so than the second.

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