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Fraser Allonby Q.C. is a recipient of the poemWanker award: Absurdly Hairy Quendo (Free verse) by wFraser Allonby Q.C.wLikes to create fake accounts pretending to be other users. I once met a man on a farm
Whose antics caused quite some alarm:
He raped his own sister
And then tried to fist her
With one leg, his head and an arm.
There once was a foolhardy Turk
Who grew tired of having to work:
He jumped on his mule
And rode into a school
With a shotgun and went quite berserk.
Up the ladder:
Exist For You
Down the ladder:
Chord before the crescendo
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Posted: September 30, 2004 4:34 AM PDT; Last modified: September 30, 2004 4:34 AM PDTWeighted score: 5.2384057 Overall Rank: 4061 Comments:
Both shit, the first one less so than the second.
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sadly allergic to sheeps fur
at the devil most true
would simply AH-CHOO
he passed as a nebbishing sneezer.