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Free verse № 45554

Ode to a cock muncher

Member since 2003 · Posted 28 Mar 2003 · 4 comments

Slowly the bellicose action imparts a swelling length: A salty taste; A welling strength; A ridge strong and proud; A fart, a noxious cloud. The insinuating readily cleft mouth Slowly opens: A flash of teeth, A dribble of pre-cum On her chin beneath. A movement along the sperm-duct Is hastened By a finger In the rear-end: My ringpiece is chastened This glowering display Could go on all day; But a splatter of cum Showers her throat - A matt silken display.

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4 comments

[n/a] <~> 28-Mar-03/7:57 AM Reply
hey, you deleted my comments. no fair.
[8] Shardik 28-Mar-03/9:43 AM Reply
Perneum pushers. hilarious.
[9] god'swife 11-Jun-03/11:17 AM Reply
Nice poem.
[2] Caducus 1-Jul-03/8:26 AM Reply
God this has changed my life more than you will ever know, its really really really REALLY good.

(this really touched my delete button)