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On Raising Children (Senryu) (Haiku) by bunniesnangels Better to raise pigs
The house will look the same but
Hey, you can eat them.
Up the ladder:
Just clubbing fur seals
Down the ladder:
Ode to a cock muncher
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Posted: February 18, 2003 5:00 AM PST; Last modified: February 18, 2003 5:00 AM PSTWeighted score: 5.537883 Overall Rank: 2500 Comments:
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razorgrin @ 192.197.142.122
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18-Feb-03/10:46 AM
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You can eat the kids too. Use the same recipes as for pork, but apparently the palms of the hands are particularly good fried. On the whole, though, you can't go wrong with stir-frying. NEVER eat human brains, though.
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bunniesnangels @ 155.76.95.249
> razorgrin
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18-Feb-03/10:58 AM
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heh. I have a sudden urge to go vegan.
I'm sorry.
me too. meat = gooooood.
I would sell that guy next to me's soul for a roast beef sandwich right now.
children mimic their parents, perhaps your a pig?
great haiku though.
children mimic their parents to an extent, but au contraire, i spend all my time cleaning up their messes. i can't tolerate very much clutter.
But the stench, hon.
It's only the children in commercials who don't reek...
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