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On Raising Children (Senryu)

by bunniesnangels

Member since 2003 · Posted 18 Feb 2003 · 9 comments

Better to raise pigs The house will look the same but Hey, you can eat them.

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[10] razorgrin 18-Feb-03/10:46 AM Reply
You can eat the kids too. Use the same recipes as for pork, but apparently the palms of the hands are particularly good fried. On the whole, though, you can't go wrong with stir-frying. NEVER eat human brains, though.
[n/a] bunniesnangels › razorgrin 18-Feb-03/10:58 AM Reply
heh. I have a sudden urge to go vegan.
[10] razorgrin 18-Feb-03/1:35 PM Reply
I'm sorry.
[n/a] bunniesnangels › razorgrin 18-Feb-03/1:44 PM Reply
me too. meat = gooooood.
[10] razorgrin › bunniesnangels 18-Feb-03/1:49 PM Reply
I would sell that guy next to me's soul for a roast beef sandwich right now.
[9] horus8 18-Feb-03/7:26 PM Reply
children mimic their parents, perhaps your a pig?
great haiku though.
[n/a] bunniesnangels › horus8 19-Feb-03/4:41 AM Reply
children mimic their parents to an extent, but au contraire, i spend all my time cleaning up their messes. i can't tolerate very much clutter.
[10] Owner of the Sky 19-Feb-03/10:19 AM Reply
But the stench, hon.
[n/a] bunniesnangels › Owner of the Sky 19-Feb-03/10:42 AM Reply
It's only the children in commercials who don't reek...