Help | About | Suggestions | Alms | Chat [0] | Users [0] | Log In | Join
 Search:
Poem: Submit | Random | Best | Worst | Recent | Comments   

User: Fraser Allonby Q.C. rss
Fraser Allonby Q.C. is a recipient of the poemWanker award:
Likes to create fake accounts pretending to be other users.

Email: (private/not displayed)
NOT subscribed to chat@poemranker.com
doesn't receive site administration/update notices
doesn't receive comments by email
About: I spend most of my time knocking one off in the bogs in my office about our 16 year old office junior. I intersperse this with surfing the web, sending e-mails and picking my nasal passages for large salty delights. I earn more than the rest of you put to together for doing this. You are probably all scared about job losses because you have neither the drive nor the aptitude to be able to think for yourselves and create anything other than a small streak of semen on your palms after a good tug.
Homepage: http://www.memepool.com
Location: Iraq
Referrer: Razzle
Date Joined: 28-Mar-03/6:47 AM
Last Active: 8-May-07/7:03 AM
Last Login: 8-May-07/7:03 AM (see ips by user)
Last poems posted:
The exile returns22-Feb-07/4:33 AM
patty t is totally gay13-Feb-06/6:23 AM
PLEASE VOTE FOR MELANIE3-May-05/2:29 PM

User can post new poetry.
Voting history:
(see votes)
StyleVotesAverage
Free verse 124 7.86
Haiku 5 9.80
Lyric 10 6.20
Limerick 6 10.00
Ode 7 8.57
Other 9 3.44
Sonnet 2 9.50
Villanelle 2 10.00
Sestina 1 8.00
Pimple 1 10.00
1677.75
Comment history:
(see comments)
StyleComments
Free verse 288
Haiku 13
Lyric 17
Limerick 37
Ode 12
Concrete 2
Other 33
Sonnet 3
Villanelle 3
Sestina 3
Pimple 9
Triolet 1
Programming 2
423
Favorites:
(see favorites)
User has 0 favorite(s).

title style avg;# last
vote
# last
comment
#
The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law Other 7.20;49 02-Feb-21 (6) 17 16-Oct-17 42
A Beard Most Foul Other 6.64;11 20-Oct-06 (10) 572 20-Oct-06 24
PLEASE VOTE FOR MELANIE Ode 6.11;9 29-Aug-07 (2) 1117 06-May-05 5
SIR FRASER Limerick 6.00;10 04-Apr-06 (4) 1273 21-May-04 8
Lunacy Free verse 5.83;9 29-Aug-07 (5) 1622 26-Aug-04 6
An Ode to Anal Joy Ode 5.67;8 01-Feb-21 (10) 2015 14-Oct-03 6
QUENDOCRACY Free verse 5.64;8 29-Aug-07 (1) 2147 05-Apr-04 1
How to treat young ladies Free verse 5.58;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 2389 18-May-05 10
Ode to a cock muncher Free verse 5.54;8 29-Aug-07 (7) 2501 14-Oct-03 6
Questions for CLS Free verse 5.45;6 29-Aug-07 (0) 2961 12-Mar-05 3
Christ Kebab Free verse 5.40;6 29-Aug-07 (2) 3126 14-Oct-03 4
Junior Trees Free verse 5.30;8 29-Aug-07 (0) 3669 14-Oct-03 3
Absurdly Hairy Quendo Free verse 5.24;5 29-Aug-07 (5) 4050 01-Oct-04 2
Glimpse of hope in time of war Free verse 5.19;5 29-Aug-07 (5) 4661 14-Oct-03 3
The exile returns Free verse 5.18;4 22-Feb-07 (6) 4939 22-Feb-07 6
Whemying Free verse 5.14;5 29-Aug-07 (4) 5444 23-Feb-05 1
The Brigadier's Motto Free verse 5.14;5 29-Aug-07 (1) 5404 03-May-04 15
ADAM IS A HEMASEX Other 5.10;5 29-Aug-07 (7) 6086 14-Oct-03 5
Wanksta Limerick 5.06;9 10-Feb-06 (4) 6806 28-Nov-04 7
Hoopla Free verse 5.04;6 29-Aug-07 (0) 7006 20-Sep-04 1
Suggestions Free verse 5.04;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 7212 10-Feb-04 7
Lady Diana Spencer Free verse 5.00;6 09-Oct-08 (2) 7590 07-Jul-04 4
Bad-Ass Mudder-Fugger Free verse 4.97;4 29-Aug-07 (5) 8462 17-Jan-05 2
Where's Jeremi B. Handrinos? Free verse 4.85;4 29-Aug-07 (0) 10569 17-Dec-04 19
patty t is totally gay Free verse 4.80;3 16-Jan-07 (0) 11122 13-Feb-06 1
Hairy Quendo Free verse 4.80;3 29-Aug-07 (0) 11161 27-Sep-04 1
Conjugate the verb Free verse 4.70;4 29-Aug-07 (0) 12011 20-Feb-05 4
My anal protrusion Free verse 4.64;6 23-Jan-23 (0) 12391 14-Oct-03 5
Reflections on the current U.K. general election campaign Free verse 4.56;3 29-Aug-07 (0) 12640 21-Apr-05 1
Love Squirts Free verse 4.41;11 01-Feb-21 (0) 12959 10-Aug-06 7
5.31;234 23-Jan-23 5797.40 16-Oct-17 209




Track and Plan your submissions ; Read some Comics ; Get Paid for your Poetry
PoemRanker Copyright © 2001 - 2024 - kaolin fire - All Rights Reserved
All poems Copyright © their respective authors
An internet tradition since June 9, 2001