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Fraser Allonby Q.C. is a recipient of the poemWanker award:
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Whemying (Free verse) by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
The turd I held between my cheeks Weighed more than half a horse. In width and depth 'twas five foot two: Through my poor hoop 'twould force.

Up the ladder: Daddy's Little Girl
Down the ladder: Head.

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.2
Weighted score: 5.1430435
Overall Rank: 5409
Posted: January 6, 2005 3:17 AM PST; Last modified: January 6, 2005 3:17 AM PST
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[10] dougsoderstrom @ 207.80.112.2 | 23-Feb-05/1:34 PM | Reply
Dear Fraser:

As the originator of the term "whemying," I congratulate you on a supremely fine piece
of work! What rhyme, meter, and a few
wonderful words can do..... especially when
paired together with such a sweet concept as
that of whemying.......... BRAVO TO YOU!!!

Doug Soderstrom
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