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Fraser Allonby Q.C. is a recipient of the poemWanker award:
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Hairy Quendo (Free verse) by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
There once was a lady from Bude Who liked to be lewd in the nude. Her cunt she did fill With a pneumatic drill: 'Twas the fastest she'd ever been screwed. There once was an AIDS-tainted chimp Who worked in the slums as a pimp. He acquired the virus By feeling desirous About an old man with a limp.

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