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Hairy Quendo

Member since 2003 · Posted 27 Sep 2004 · 1 comment

There once was a lady from Bude Who liked to be lewd in the nude. Her cunt she did fill With a pneumatic drill: 'Twas the fastest she'd ever been screwed. There once was an AIDS-tainted chimp Who worked in the slums as a pimp. He acquired the virus By feeling desirous About an old man with a limp.

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