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Fraser Allonby Q.C. is a recipient of the poemWanker award: Hairy Quendo (Free verse) by wFraser Allonby Q.C.wLikes to create fake accounts pretending to be other users. There once was a lady from Bude
Who liked to be lewd in the nude.
Her cunt she did fill
With a pneumatic drill:
'Twas the fastest she'd ever been screwed.
There once was an AIDS-tainted chimp
Who worked in the slums as a pimp.
He acquired the virus
By feeling desirous
About an old man with a limp.
Up the ladder:
Mr. Haiku showed up at my door- so I
Down the ladder:
Panda Love
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Posted: September 27, 2004 5:27 AM PDT; Last modified: September 27, 2004 5:27 AM PDTWeighted score: 4.8013287 Overall Rank: 11179 Comments:
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27-Sep-04/6:16 AM
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pneumatic. ffffwwWWWEEEEEEE! perfect.
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