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Fraser Allonby Q.C. is a recipient of the poemWanker award:
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Hairy Quendo (Free verse) by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
There once was a lady from Bude Who liked to be lewd in the nude. Her cunt she did fill With a pneumatic drill: 'Twas the fastest she'd ever been screwed. There once was an AIDS-tainted chimp Who worked in the slums as a pimp. He acquired the virus By feeling desirous About an old man with a limp.

Up the ladder: Crossroads
Down the ladder: BLOBBY

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Arithmetic Mean: 3.3333333
Weighted score: 4.8013287
Overall Rank: 11142
Posted: September 27, 2004 5:27 AM PDT; Last modified: September 27, 2004 5:27 AM PDT
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[10] INTRANSIT @ 64.12.116.70 | 27-Sep-04/6:16 AM | Reply
pneumatic. ffffwwWWWEEEEEEE! perfect.
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