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Fraser Allonby Q.C. is a recipient of the poemWanker award: Suggestions (Free verse) by wFraser Allonby Q.C.wLikes to create fake accounts pretending to be other users. 1. Eat a whole packet of custard creams.
2. Break wind.
3. Visit an orthodontist.
4. Speak to your aunt.
5. Cry.
6. Do the Shake 'n' Vac.
7. Put the freshness back.
8. Sing a song of sixpence.
9. Relax.
10. And breathe out.
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