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Fraser Allonby Q.C. is a recipient of the poemWanker award:
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Suggestions (Free verse) by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
1. Eat a whole packet of custard creams. 2. Break wind. 3. Visit an orthodontist. 4. Speak to your aunt. 5. Cry. 6. Do the Shake 'n' Vac. 7. Put the freshness back. 8. Sing a song of sixpence. 9. Relax. 10. And breathe out.

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.142857
Weighted score: 5.03842
Overall Rank: 7215
Posted: February 9, 2004 8:33 AM PST; Last modified: February 9, 2004 8:33 AM PST
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[n/a] deleted user @ 24.222.81.233 | 9-Feb-04/12:25 PM | Reply
11. Acceptance into the raunchnpaunch kingdome that is Jeremi P Handrinos.
[10] Shardik @ 24.126.116.54 > deleted user | 9-Feb-04/1:06 PM | Reply
B.
[n/a] Shuushin @ 147.154.235.52 | 9-Feb-04/12:39 PM | Reply
what exactly is a custard cream, anyway?
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 163.1.146.87 > Shuushin | 9-Feb-04/1:07 PM | Reply
an anagram of 'retard cum sac'
[10] Shardik @ 24.126.116.54 | 9-Feb-04/1:11 PM | Reply
1. Squelch rubber on your unibike.
2. Flip off Mrs. BOddington and her poodle
3. Get the New York times.
4. Clean the bottom of the bird cage
5. Break dance.
6. Watch Flash Dance.
7. Call Kevin Bacon's agent
8. Eat a hot pocket
9. Skim the top of the pool
10.Buy a bucket of Chicken and sit on it.
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