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Fraser Allonby Q.C. is a recipient of the poemWanker award: Suggestions (Free verse) by wFraser Allonby Q.C.wLikes to create fake accounts pretending to be other users. 1. Eat a whole packet of custard creams.
2. Break wind.
3. Visit an orthodontist.
4. Speak to your aunt.
5. Cry.
6. Do the Shake 'n' Vac.
7. Put the freshness back.
8. Sing a song of sixpence.
9. Relax.
10. And breathe out.
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Posted: February 9, 2004 8:33 AM PST; Last modified: February 9, 2004 8:33 AM PSTWeighted score: 5.03842 Overall Rank: 7207 Comments:
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9-Feb-04/12:25 PM
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11. Acceptance into the raunchnpaunch kingdome that is Jeremi P Handrinos.
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Shardik @ 24.126.116.54
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9-Feb-04/1:06 PM
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B.
what exactly is a custard cream, anyway?
an anagram of 'retard cum sac'
1. Squelch rubber on your unibike.
2. Flip off Mrs. BOddington and her poodle 3. Get the New York times. 4. Clean the bottom of the bird cage 5. Break dance. 6. Watch Flash Dance. 7. Call Kevin Bacon's agent 8. Eat a hot pocket 9. Skim the top of the pool 10.Buy a bucket of Chicken and sit on it. 291 view(s)
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