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Fraser Allonby Q.C. is a recipient of the poemWanker award:
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SIR FRASER (Limerick) by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
I know of a cad called Sir Fraser Who wears spats with a striped satin blazer. Heretofore he did he wear Ill-conceived facial hair, But he scraped it away with a razor.

Down the ladder: The back of a shovel?

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Arithmetic Mean: 7.0
Weighted score: 6.0
Overall Rank: 1273
Posted: October 7, 2003 9:20 AM PDT; Last modified: October 8, 2003 1:44 AM PDT
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[10] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? @ 163.1.234.227 | 7-Oct-03/9:48 AM | Reply
Doesn't the fourth line have one too many syllables? Apart from that, a modern masterpiece.
[7] Shardik @ 24.126.113.154 | 7-Oct-03/10:55 PM | Reply
almost.8
[3] god'swife @ 67.73.29.151 | 14-Oct-03/10:43 AM | Reply
Dull
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