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Fraser Allonby Q.C. is a recipient of the poemWanker award:
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An Ode to Anal Joy (Ode) by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
My dear, you are a lovely girl, So young and easily ashamed. Well, here I cherish our brown love For lone among men I speak its name. There's no form of skulduggery Quite comparable with buggery. It makes me feel quite smuggerly: Dear girl, your face is uggerly. But the main disadvantage Of sex in the batty Is that it makes my cock Look like a beef patty.

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