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Fraser Allonby Q.C. is a recipient of the poemWanker award: An Ode to Anal Joy (Ode) by wFraser Allonby Q.C.wLikes to create fake accounts pretending to be other users. My dear, you are a lovely girl,
So young and easily ashamed.
Well, here I cherish our brown love
For lone among men I speak its name.
There's no form of skulduggery
Quite comparable with buggery.
It makes me feel quite smuggerly:
Dear girl, your face is uggerly.
But the main disadvantage
Of sex in the batty
Is that it makes my cock
Look like a beef patty.
Up the ladder:
All Alone Again
Down the ladder:
Goddess of the vineyard
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Posted: May 23, 2003 4:52 AM PDT; Last modified: October 8, 2003 7:43 AM PDTWeighted score: 5.6723537 Overall Rank: 2015 Comments:
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horus8 @ 24.126.113.154
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23-May-03/7:09 AM
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Romain Empiresky.
CUTE
stupidest ode ive read in a while, funny thouhg
'Smuggerly'- very good
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