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Fraser Allonby Q.C. is a recipient of the poemWanker award: How to treat young ladies (Free verse) by wFraser Allonby Q.C.wLikes to create fake accounts pretending to be other users. All gentlemen know how to treat
The lady who is young and sweet:
Sir Donald "Bertie" Philmore-Shyttes
Kicks them violently in the tits;
And Enderby "Topper" Smithers-Mopps
Spanks them hard with riding crops;
While Farquarson of Cuntly-Chapps
Prefers to punch them in the flaps.
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