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Fraser Allonby Q.C. is a recipient of the poemWanker award: How to treat young ladies (Free verse) by wFraser Allonby Q.C.wLikes to create fake accounts pretending to be other users. All gentlemen know how to treat
The lady who is young and sweet:
Sir Donald "Bertie" Philmore-Shyttes
Kicks them violently in the tits;
And Enderby "Topper" Smithers-Mopps
Spanks them hard with riding crops;
While Farquarson of Cuntly-Chapps
Prefers to punch them in the flaps.
Up the ladder:
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Posted: March 29, 2005 4:27 AM PST; Last modified: March 29, 2005 4:27 AM PSTWeighted score: 5.576303 Overall Rank: 2388 Comments:
Your title is a misleading welcome mat to young men wishing to learn the gentlemanly arts. Instead of the promised guidance, you relate vile acts of uncouth pseudo-gentlemen, lending no redeeming importance to the telling, such as recommending their castration. May I suggest a rewrite along the lines of flowers, opened doors, candles, and soft, respectful words.
That's funny, considering the title is taken almost word-for-word from the poem, while your titles are unfailingly wooshes of babble.
You always do this. Whenever an ironic poeme/comment is posted, you automatically reply explaining the blatant irony to everyone as if they weren't already aware. YES. THIS POEME ISN'T REALLY HOW YOU SHOULD TREAT YOUNG LADIES. THAT'S THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT. WHY ARE YOU TELLING US THAT?
I thought I was funny, you didn't.
Baron Bumforth's "Brownford Hammer"
Makes him a truly first-class rammer. Earl Cliveby, on the other hand, Simply slaps them with his gland.
Fraser Allonby Q.C.
can get no flange just arse d'you see yet being a poor unfortunate sort his bournville bar was made too short there's scarcely enough to tickle the rim Of any Gaylord's manly quim 324 view(s)
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Who smites them with his golden retriever;
Or that Cad, Hesketh-Horace,
who prefers to bite of their clitoris.