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How to treat young ladies (Free verse) by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
All gentlemen know how to treat The lady who is young and sweet: Sir Donald "Bertie" Philmore-Shyttes Kicks them violently in the tits; And Enderby "Topper" Smithers-Mopps Spanks them hard with riding crops; While Farquarson of Cuntly-Chapps Prefers to punch them in the flaps.

Hallmark 18-May-05/3:28 PM
Fraser Allonby Q.C.
can get no flange just arse d'you see
yet being a poor unfortunate sort
his bournville bar was made too short
there's scarcely enough to tickle the rim
Of any Gaylord's manly quim




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