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How to treat young ladies (Free verse) by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
All gentlemen know how to treat The lady who is young and sweet: Sir Donald "Bertie" Philmore-Shyttes Kicks them violently in the tits; And Enderby "Topper" Smithers-Mopps Spanks them hard with riding crops; While Farquarson of Cuntly-Chapps Prefers to punch them in the flaps.

Dovina 29-Mar-05/10:55 AM
Your title is a misleading welcome mat to young men wishing to learn the gentlemanly arts. Instead of the promised guidance, you relate vile acts of uncouth pseudo-gentlemen, lending no redeeming importance to the telling, such as recommending their castration. May I suggest a rewrite along the lines of flowers, opened doors, candles, and soft, respectful words.




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