poemranker ::20 most recent comments by Fraser Allonby Q.C.

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on some deleted poem 18 May 2005, 1:12 AM
Welcome back, you skinny negro. How's Erin?
on some deleted poem 20 May 2005, 1:37 AM
Here's another example: http://tinyurl.com/cc7va
on My back (An explanation) by Stephen Robins 1 Jun 2005, 8:02 AM
This is the best poem to have appeared on Poemranker since "The Huntsman's Secret".

Yours &c.

Henry Trumpington-Pigg

P.S. As you may have noticed, rockmage has a very bad case of AIDS, caused primarily by his excessive gayness.

on some deleted poem 7 Jun 2005, 4:15 AM
Is this not a blatant rip-off?

Try clicking this link: http://tinyurl.com/875gx

A thought-provoking treatment of a sensitive issue. Well done!
on hendrimike is totally gay by wzodlacw 13 Feb 2006, 8:41 AM
A thoughtful and well considered piece. Well done!
on Valentine by zodiac 13 Feb 2006, 8:57 AM
Deuteronomy 22:28-29: "When a man comes upon a virgin who has never been engaged and grabs and rapes her and they are found out, the man who raped her has to give her father fifty pieces of silver. He has to marry her because he took advantage of her. And he can never divorce her."
on some deleted poem 13 Feb 2006, 8:40 AM
This poem is 150,000,000 per cent non-gay. Well done.
on skaskowski is totally gay by unknown 13 Feb 2006, 8:44 AM
A good, simple rhyme scheme, with a deft and poignant interweaving of harrowing social commentary. Well done!
on some deleted poem 23 Feb 2007, 1:42 AM
Terrible. 10.
on A New Deal by oneglove 23 Feb 2007, 1:43 AM
Down on Pennsylvania
They’re all very gay
But I’m here in Anacostia
Cause my cock has gone astray.
on S.E.X. by Poetic Jugernot 23 Feb 2007, 1:44 AM
Piss poor. Give up.
on The exile returns by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 23 Feb 2007, 1:44 AM
Excellent work. Best poem ever written. Well done!
on Here are the wipes by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 23 Feb 2007, 1:49 AM
I must convey
My utter dismay
At finding today
Terry Wogan's toupee
In a state of decay
Upon your cheese tray.
on Cat you cat by Tman 23 Feb 2007, 1:49 AM
shit poem, I hate cats.....
on Journey by madamefrufru 23 Feb 2007, 1:50 AM
Fuck you, frufru-head. 10.
on her love fading in the haze by Prince of Void 23 Feb 2007, 1:51 AM
Finely wrought, like a tramp's damp nappy.
on Ron West by Tman 23 Feb 2007, 1:52 AM
LOLTTM. 0.
Please, in the interests of common decency, do not write any more poems until you are at least 12 years old.
on Monday Night in Milwaukee by jessicazee 23 Feb 2007, 1:55 AM
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