| Re: Monday Night in Milwaukee by jessicazee |
23-Feb-07/1:55 AM |
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Sapiens or sexual? Which homo are you? Find out today with our easy-to-use home testing kit, only $9.99 from your local pharmacy.
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| Re: Now What Am I Supposed To Think About Love? by capachijim |
23-Feb-07/1:53 AM |
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Please, in the interests of common decency, do not write any more poems until you are at least 12 years old.
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| Re: Ron West by Tman |
23-Feb-07/1:52 AM |
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| Re: her love fading in the haze by Prince of Void |
23-Feb-07/1:51 AM |
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Finely wrought, like a tramp's damp nappy.
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| Re: Journey by madamefrufru |
23-Feb-07/1:50 AM |
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Fuck you, frufru-head. 10.
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| Re: Cat you cat by Tman |
23-Feb-07/1:49 AM |
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shit poem, I hate cats.....
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| Re: Here are the wipes by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
23-Feb-07/1:49 AM |
I must convey
My utter dismay
At finding today
Terry Wogan's toupee
In a state of decay
Upon your cheese tray.
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| Re: The exile returns by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w |
23-Feb-07/1:44 AM |
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Excellent work. Best poem ever written. Well done!
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| Re: S.E.X. by Poetic Jugernot |
23-Feb-07/1:44 AM |
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| Re: A New Deal by oneglove |
23-Feb-07/1:43 AM |
Down on Pennsylvania
Theyâre all very gay
But Iâm here in Anacostia
Cause my cock has gone astray.
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| Re: a comment on The exile returns by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w |
22-Feb-07/7:19 AM |
The size of my thighs
Is no surprise;
But the size of my cock
Is quite a shock.
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| Re: Valentine by zodiac |
13-Feb-06/8:57 AM |
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Deuteronomy 22:28-29: "When a man comes upon a virgin who has never been engaged and grabs and rapes her and they are found out, the man who raped her has to give her father fifty pieces of silver. He has to marry her because he took advantage of her. And he can never divorce her."
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| Re: skaskowski is totally gay by unknown |
13-Feb-06/8:44 AM |
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A good, simple rhyme scheme, with a deft and poignant interweaving of harrowing social commentary. Well done!
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| Re: hendrimike is totally gay by wzodlacw |
13-Feb-06/8:41 AM |
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A thoughtful and well considered piece. Well done!
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| Re: Glasseyez is totally gay by w-=Dark_Angel=-,_P.I.w |
13-Feb-06/8:41 AM |
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A thought-provoking treatment of a sensitive issue. Well done!
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| Re: My back (An explanation) by Stephen Robins |
1-Jun-05/8:02 AM |
This is the best poem to have appeared on Poemranker since "The Huntsman's Secret".
Yours &c.
Henry Trumpington-Pigg
P.S. As you may have noticed, rockmage has a very bad case of AIDS, caused primarily by his excessive gayness.
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| Re: a comment on Applicative-Order Fixed-Point Operator by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
1-Jun-05/3:14 AM |
The difficulty of the question is compounded by the fact that I have neither a book of logarithms nor a log-trip book nor indeed any paper. I possess only a pencil, an egg-timer, a pair of trussed kippers and an alarmingly small pair of socks.
Nevertheless, I estimate that the required quantity is just short of 189 gallons.
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| Re: Valantine by Hallmark |
17-May-05/1:00 AM |
I fisted your Gran and broke her spine
I burnt your Princess Diana shrine
I ripped up your favourite golden gown
Your ever loving Courtney Pine, Top Jazz Saxophonist
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| Re: Anniversary by Hallmark |
17-May-05/12:56 AM |
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Is this poeme about bumsex? Are you some sort of bummersexualist?
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| Re: Yuletide by Hallmark |
17-May-05/12:55 AM |
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Very, very, very good. Bordering on "excellent". -1-
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