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Fraser Allonby Q.C. is a recipient of the poemWanker award:
Likes to create fake accounts pretending to be other users.
The exile returns (Free verse) by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
Full fourscore years have I been banned From this gentle and poetic land, For whenever I tried to log hereon I was directed automatically to disney.com. The only means possible for me to see The riches herein was by hiding my IP Address through anonymous proxy server devices, More commonly used to conceal the foul vices Of the pederast's wanton and illegal folly, As he views photos of children Vietnamese and Bengali And Thai and Japanese; nudelings all. Interested not was I in bare children small; All I ever wanted to do was trawl Through the poems herein which do me so enthral. Unbanned am I now and this poem I write To announce to the world that I'm back and I'll fight Any one of you fuckers who think you're so great, Because you're not. You're all crap, and I will not debate The plain truth that you're talentless, ugly and shite. That includes you, nentwined. I'll bid you good night.

Down the ladder: i prefer steadfast

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.5
Weighted score: 5.1788044
Overall Rank: 4939
Posted: February 22, 2007 4:33 AM PST; Last modified: February 22, 2007 4:37 AM PST
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[10] Stephen Robins @ 213.146.148.199 | 22-Feb-07/6:15 AM | Reply
Perhaps you could explain to the collective of poemrankers how your legs have expanded over the course of the last few years. Is it not true that the bulging repletion of your thighs has caused you to wear clowns trousers? Has this not led you being addressed in the Royal Courts of Scunthorpe as Fraser Allonby Queen's Clown? Further, is not also true that the self same expansion of your legs has made it quite impossible for you to locate your penis leading to you being known on the circuit as Fraser Allonby Quo Gallo?
[n/a] wFraser Allonby Q.C.w @ 195.157.153.249 > Stephen Robins | 22-Feb-07/7:19 AM | Reply
The size of my thighs
Is no surprise;
But the size of my cock
Is quite a shock.
The size of you legs!
Belief it begs,
But the size of your knob,
Would make a grown man sob.

I've flung ropes of cum,
Further than you've run.
[6] nentwined @ 76.167.62.172 | 22-Feb-07/11:10 AM | Reply
Welcome back. :)
[n/a] wFraser Allonby Q.C.w @ 195.157.153.249 | 23-Feb-07/1:44 AM | Reply
Excellent work. Best poem ever written. Well done!
[n/a] Prince of Void @ 80.71.122.118 | 25-Feb-07/4:36 AM | Reply
ur poems are adventures in the world of shit
all condoms that you used in this wasteland
it's no more uselful like ur cyber-shit
that make u think that u are the most talented
so slowly open your eyes to the entwined world
that contains no more shit
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