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| Re: Mucusly by Hallmark |
17-May-05/12:55 AM |
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| Re: Get well soon by Hallmark |
17-May-05/12:54 AM |
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| Re: Waffleman by Stephen Robins |
3-May-05/2:29 PM |
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| Re: a comment on Middle-Aged White Woman by Dovina |
22-Apr-05/6:41 AM |
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| Re: Utensils of creation by Damien |
14-Apr-05/6:45 AM |
My utensils of creation comprise:
A laminated guff buttock injected with tramp pellets
A doily-flavoured groin-operated dwarf foetus disguised as a beardtronic ultrabum harvester
An unspeakably disappointing spoon coated in vicar discharge
A pneumatic fatally abnormal hobo sausage injected with vicar concentrate
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| Re: The Sidekick and The Distant Damsel by luzrheroguy |
30-Mar-05/2:15 AM |
[Enter the Borgias' FOOL.]
LUCREZIA: Well, Fool, what's thy latest?
FOOL: Aristotle's or Zeno's, Lady--'tis neither latest nor last. For, marry, if the cobbler stuck to his last, then were his latest his last in rebus ambulantibus. Argal, I stick at nothing but cobble-stones, which, by the same token, are stuck to the road by men's fingers.
LUCREZIA: How many crows may nest in a grocer's jerkin?
FOOL: A full dozen at cock-crow, and something less under the dog-star, by reason of the dew, which lies heavy on men taken by the scurvy.
LUCREZIA: Methinks the Fool is a fool.
FOOL: And therefore, by auricular deduction, am I own twin to the Lady Lucrezia!
[Sings.]
When pears hang green on the garden wall
With a nid, and a nod, and a niddy-niddy-o
Then prank you, lads and lasses all,
With a yea and a nay and a niddy-o.
But when the thrush flies out o' the frost
With a nid, [etc.]
'Tis time for loons to count the cost,
With a yea [etc.]
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| Re: The Better Beggar by PodPoet |
30-Mar-05/2:07 AM |
I am a bastard too; I love bastards: I am a bastard begot, bastard instructed, bastard in mind, bastard in valour, in every thing illegitimate. One bear will not bite another, and wherefore should one bastard? Take heed, the quarrel's most ominous to us: if the son of a whore fight for a whore, he tempts judgment: farewell, bastard.
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| Re: Maybe Someday by Luzr |
30-Mar-05/2:04 AM |
Methinks I am a prophet new inspired
And thus expiring do foretell of him:
His rash fierce blaze of riot cannot last,
For violent fires soon burn out themselves;
Small showers last long, but sudden storms are short;
He tires betimes that spurs too fast betimes;
With eager feeding food doth choke the feeder:
Light vanity, insatiate cormorant,
Consuming means, soon preys upon itself.
This royal throne of kings, this scepter'd isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall,
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England,
This nurse, this teeming womb of royal kings,
Fear'd by their breed and famous by their birth,
Renowned for their deeds as far from home,
For Christian service and true chivalry,
As is the sepulchre in stubborn Jewry,
Of the world's ransom, blessed Mary's Son,
This land of such dear souls, this dear dear land,
Dear for her reputation through the world,
Is now leased out, I die pronouncing it,
Like to a tenement or pelting farm:
England, bound in with the triumphant sea
Whose rocky shore beats back the envious siege
Of watery Neptune, is now bound in with shame,
With inky blots and rotten parchment bonds:
That England, that was wont to conquer others,
Hath made a shameful conquest of itself.
Ah, would the scandal vanish with my life,
How happy then were my ensuing death!
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| Re: When I Had You by kalikopeli |
30-Mar-05/1:58 AM |
EDGAR: Pillicock sat on Pillicock-hill. Halloo, halloo, loo, loo!
FOOL: This cold night will turn us all to fools and madmen.
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| Re: "America The Beautiful" by jroday |
18-Mar-05/2:28 AM |
Fuck off please.
Thank you.
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| Re: Deja-Vu by Rainbow_chaser |
9-Mar-05/9:49 AM |
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| Re: Ducks With AIDs (a feeble attempt of something different) by Blindpoetry |
3-Feb-05/9:14 AM |
A joke from this week's POPBITCH(http://www.popbitch.com):
A man walks into a brothel and says "I've only
got a fiver - is there anything you can do for me?"
The Madam says "yes", and gives him a duck.
The man hands over the cash, and disappears
upstairs with the duck.
A couple of weeks later he comes back. "I've
got a tenner this time." he says, "What'll that
get me?" The madam hands the man another duck.
"Hold on!" says the man, "How come this duck is
a tenner when the other one was only a fiver?
"They're both bloody ducks."
"Ah yes, that's right", says the Madam,
"But this one doesn't have AIDS."
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| Re: Three In a Room by Sam |
21-Jan-05/10:04 AM |
Don't be gay
Join the Army
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| Re: black dog by wilco |
21-Jan-05/10:03 AM |
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| Re: Death by Liquid by PsydewaysTears |
21-Dec-04/8:21 AM |
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| Re: a comment on Interstellar Hell by PsydewaysTears |
21-Dec-04/8:21 AM |
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| Re: Where's Jeremi B. Handrinos? by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w |
10-Dec-04/5:17 AM |
Pillow Talk
Young studs with plenty of anal action!
PILLOW TALK ... A sensational journey into the bedroom and beyond its boundaries. There hasn't been so much action in the bedroom since the beginning of man. These boys are performing up to snuff and the talk is so sensual that you'll be cuming in your pants.
From: Horizon Video
Year: 1999
Length: 90 Minutes
Director: Joel Cox
Starring: Peter Arayo, Damian Gaelic, Christian Johnson, David Michaelson, Jeff Sons, Ralph Steadman, Joe Treadman, Mike Wort
Themes: Anal Sex, Big Dicks, Bodybuilders, College Age, Deep Throat, Large Cocks, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Rimming ( Eating )
Format: VHS
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| Re: A Christmas Thought by keatsImnot |
7-Dec-04/7:37 AM |
I think horus8 might be dead
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| Re: a comment on People by hendrimike |
7-Dec-04/7:33 AM |
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| Re: a comment on The Soul by Bobjim |
7-Dec-04/7:31 AM |
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