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Waffleman (Lyric) by Stephen Robins Where be d'waffleman?
In d'shack!
What be he smokin now?
'im smoke crack!
Where be d'waffleman?
Replenish my back,
Dat, Damn waffleman,
Shootin' up smack.
Where be d'waffleman?
I need a snack!
Dat, Damn waffleman,
So damn slack!
Up the ladder:
I heart you
Down the ladder:
Dancing for dinner
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Posted: May 3, 2005 2:29 PM PDT; Last modified: May 4, 2005 3:56 AM PDTWeighted score: 5.357609 Overall Rank: 3376 Comments:
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wFraser Allonby Q.C.w @ 195.157.153.249
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3-May-05/2:29 PM
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WTF?
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zodiac @ 212.118.19.183
> wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
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3-May-05/2:29 PM
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I think it's a real song.
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Stephen Robins @ 213.146.148.199
> zodiac
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3-May-05/2:29 PM
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It is a real song in so far as it is written lyrics which accompany an offbeat reggae tune. It is about a friend of mine who pursued a different, less successful, career path than me. He became a surf bum/waffleman who is living the dream by spending the entirety of his life making waffles for tourists in Devon. And he makes damn bad waffles.
Again, I absolutely despise your work. And I know you'll take that as a compliment.
Silly cunt.
WAFFLE!
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