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Waffleman (Lyric) by Stephen Robins
Where be d'waffleman? In d'shack! What be he smokin now? 'im smoke crack! Where be d'waffleman? Replenish my back, Dat, Damn waffleman, Shootin' up smack. Where be d'waffleman? I need a snack! Dat, Damn waffleman, So damn slack!

Up the ladder: ab*defg
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Arithmetic Mean: 8.0
Weighted score: 5.357609
Overall Rank: 3316
Posted: May 3, 2005 2:29 PM PDT; Last modified: May 4, 2005 3:56 AM PDT
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[10] wFraser Allonby Q.C.w @ 195.157.153.249 | 3-May-05/2:29 PM | Reply
WTF?
[10] zodiac @ 212.118.19.183 > wFraser Allonby Q.C.w | 3-May-05/2:29 PM | Reply
I think it's a real song.
[n/a] Stephen Robins @ 213.146.148.199 > zodiac | 3-May-05/2:29 PM | Reply
It is a real song in so far as it is written lyrics which accompany an offbeat reggae tune. It is about a friend of mine who pursued a different, less successful, career path than me. He became a surf bum/waffleman who is living the dream by spending the entirety of his life making waffles for tourists in Devon. And he makes damn bad waffles.
[n/a] Alizarin_Crimson @ 24.250.22.18 | 3-May-05/2:29 PM | Reply
Again, I absolutely despise your work. And I know you'll take that as a compliment.
[n/a] Stephen Robins @ 213.146.148.199 > Alizarin_Crimson | 3-May-05/2:29 PM | Reply
Silly cunt.
[n/a] Stephen Robins @ 213.146.148.199 | 15-Mar-07/3:43 AM | Reply
WAFFLE!
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