Free verse № 86502
Ducks With AIDs (a feeble attempt of something different)
This crazy monkey disease
Has spread throughout the world
From many horny people
To molested ducks
They lick an ashtray
As they get satisfaction
The ducks now have Aids
We have a new world distraction
Is it safe to duck hunt now?
If they see us, will they foam at the mouth?
Can we eat them and not get poisoned?
Maybe an Aids plague will start
Maybe it will happen twenty-eight days later
And to think this was all started
By a horny man
He was just looking for some fun
âDoingâ everything he can
Now the man has much regret
For molesting the duck
But still brags about his attempt
Of changing the whole science of a ducks buttâ¦
13 comments
"says" in the 28 days later part is really "days"
sorry.
Sorry about plagiarising your other poems. I was just messing around to piss you off.
This is a real improvement on your other poems.
I agree with the other poets here that it's better to write about new, unexpected things than about stale and tired old subjects.
It's better to write about something that will make everyone sit up and take notice.
The idea of licking an ashtray "to get satisfaction" is surprising and interesting.
The next lesson: learn to think beyond the obvious. I suggest you try to describe things in astonishingly accurate but unexpected ways.
But don't take these poems to school. Teachers won't like you writing about ducks with AIDS. That's because teachers are narrow-minded and unimaginative fools with little aptitude for appreciating originality.
That's a broad generalisation, but I remember how rubbish school can be.
I actually write 90% of my poems at school. I don't know why. Its hard for me to write here, at home, because I know my parents will pry in and think I'm spycotic. ...And I only wish your warning was sooner - one of my teachers saw my work once and next thing I knew, I was in a shrinks office. The dude was a freaked... ...so i keep under the radar...
...As if that the list of twenty best poems weren't proof enough - or your overall average? heh.
I trust that in the future you will be more circumspect.
"Fight back, dammit!"
yes.. I see your point. :)
A man walks into a brothel and says "I've only
got a fiver - is there anything you can do for me?"
The Madam says "yes", and gives him a duck.
The man hands over the cash, and disappears
upstairs with the duck.
A couple of weeks later he comes back. "I've
got a tenner this time." he says, "What'll that
get me?" The madam hands the man another duck.
"Hold on!" says the man, "How come this duck is
a tenner when the other one was only a fiver?
"They're both bloody ducks."
"Ah yes, that's right", says the Madam,
"But this one doesn't have AIDS."
Only...without the AIDS part. o_0;
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