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Ducks With AIDs (a feeble attempt of something different) (Free verse) by Blindpoetry
This crazy monkey disease Has spread throughout the world From many horny people To molested ducks They lick an ashtray As they get satisfaction The ducks now have Aids We have a new world distraction Is it safe to duck hunt now? If they see us, will they foam at the mouth? Can we eat them and not get poisoned? Maybe an Aids plague will start Maybe it will happen twenty-eight days later And to think this was all started By a horny man He was just looking for some fun “Doing” everything he can Now the man has much regret For molesting the duck But still brags about his attempt Of changing the whole science of a ducks butt…

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