Ducks With AIDs (a feeble attempt of something different) (Free verse) by Blindpoetry
This crazy monkey disease
Has spread throughout the world
From many horny people
To molested ducks
They lick an ashtray
As they get satisfaction
The ducks now have Aids
We have a new world distraction
Is it safe to duck hunt now?
If they see us, will they foam at the mouth?
Can we eat them and not get poisoned?
Maybe an Aids plague will start
Maybe it will happen twenty-eight days later
And to think this was all started
By a horny man
He was just looking for some fun
âDoingâ everything he can
Now the man has much regret
For molesting the duck
But still brags about his attempt
Of changing the whole science of a ducks buttâ¦
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