Re: The correct order of things by Stephen Robins	1-Nov-04/4:42 AM
Below the plebs lie the I.F.A.s - Those shabby cads who spend their days Spouting garbled financial cliches: They spend their evenings bumming gays.
Re: a comment on !!! by Jezabele-In-Hell	21-Oct-04/4:18 AM
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Re: Stranger by TLRufener	18-Oct-04/5:37 AM
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Re: a comment on Brogues are best by Stephen Robins	5-Oct-04/4:24 AM
The pattern's no mightier than the "Welly" But the brogue's fetid leather is far more smelly. As for the cad in red poulaines? Cast him to the gaol in chains! He's a silly apish jester Whose shoes allow his corns to fester. He knows well no man of brains Would ever wear his foul poulaines Except perhaps the mummified remains Of the foppish Maynard Keyes: http://tinyurl.com/4zf4j
Re: a comment on Brogues are best by Stephen Robins	4-Oct-04/6:29 AM
You may think that you are "en vogue" On account of sporting a brand new brogue; But the gentleman cares not for fashion. In fact, he hates it with a passion; For he knows 'tis just for gays Who skip around the town for days Whilst wearing brogues and pink carnations And suffering from rectal complications. The gentleman likes to wear a "Welly" Whether in Singapore or fair New Delhi. There's nothing that him more perplexes Than the fashion for brogues 'mongst hemasexes.
Re: Brogues are best by Stephen Robins	4-Oct-04/4:51 AM
There's only one type of footwear That can truly be said to suit The feet of an English gentleman: The sturdy "Welly" boot. Named after the intrepid Duke Whose hobby was to shoot The naughty, dirty Frenchmen: A toast to the "Welly" boot! The boot is made of rubber And stands in high repute With the King and all his serving-men: Give praise to the "Welly" boot! The wearer of the Oxford brogue Looks like a common brute When stood beside the wearer Of the English "Welly" boot! A sign of a valiant hero Whom all the world salute: Give praise to God and England; Shout "Huzzah!" for the "Welly" boot.
Re: Northern lights by Mr Pig	30-Sep-04/4:35 AM
East of Aberdeen, from grey orb to pink hued sea man and God yogurt.
Re: The Shocker (or "Where to put your fingers") by Tits	28-Sep-04/12:59 AM
Two in the bud; One in the mud. Two in the gash; One in the trash.
Re: a comment on The Shocker (or "Where to put your fingers") by Tits	27-Sep-04/11:55 AM
Two in the cress; One in the mess.
Re: The Shocker (or "Where to put your fingers") by Tits	27-Sep-04/11:36 AM
Two in the flap; One in the crap.
Re: a comment on Cassius by helenwales	27-Sep-04/5:23 AM
Do you mean "wazzock"? Or have you invented a new word?
Re: Hollywood Is The Pits by Lenore	24-Sep-04/4:49 AM
I can't be bothered to read this poem but I'm going to vote anyway
Re: Many Thanks by Dovina	24-Sep-04/4:49 AM
Appallingly poignant nonsense
Re: Middle of the Night by Sasha	24-Sep-04/4:48 AM
Fiss plaps
Re: Cassius by helenwales	24-Sep-04/2:33 AM
You appar to like the phrases "ice cold" and "cold as ice". I can well understand why. Other than ice, it's quite difficult to think of something cold, isn't it?
Re: Screws by helenwales	24-Sep-04/2:31 AM
Absholutely shplendid. But who is pressing their ice-cold what into your what?
Re: AIDS in a Doug by horus8	17-Sep-04/6:16 AM
There once was an AIDS-tainted chimp Who worked in the slums as a pimp. He acquired the virus By feeling desirous About an old man with a limp.
Re: The Dovina Limericks by Everyone	16-Sep-04/1:11 AM
Incidentally, can someone explain to me what happened to the wonderful set of poems about bearding a homemade negro Jesus?
Re: a comment on A Poem by BigB	10-Sep-04/5:40 AM
P.S. The real-life Fraser Allonby got married last weekend. He's now on honeymoon in Sardinia.
Re: a comment on A Poem by BigB	10-Sep-04/5:35 AM
I think we are talking at cross purposes. I am using the phrase "it is possible" to mean "it is a possibility as opposed to a certainty". You are using the phrase "it is possible" to mean "it is within the realms of possibility as opposed to the realms of impossibility". Adopting my meaning, I am correct. Adopting your meaning, you are correct. You can't say fairer than that.