replying on !!! by Jezabele-In-Hell
21 Oct 2004, 4:18 AM
replying on Brogues are best by Stephen Robins
5 Oct 2004, 4:24 AM
The pattern's no mightier than the "Welly"
But the brogue's fetid leather is far more smelly.
As for the cad in red poulaines?
Cast him to the gaol in chains!
He's a silly apish jester
Whose shoes allow his corns to fester.
He knows well no man of brains
Would ever wear his foul poulaines
Except perhaps the mummified remains
Of the foppish Maynard Keyes:
http://tinyurl.com/4zf4j
But the brogue's fetid leather is far more smelly.
As for the cad in red poulaines?
Cast him to the gaol in chains!
He's a silly apish jester
Whose shoes allow his corns to fester.
He knows well no man of brains
Would ever wear his foul poulaines
Except perhaps the mummified remains
Of the foppish Maynard Keyes:
http://tinyurl.com/4zf4j
replying on Brogues are best by Stephen Robins
4 Oct 2004, 6:29 AM
You may think that you are "en vogue"
On account of sporting a brand new brogue;
But the gentleman cares not for fashion.
In fact, he hates it with a passion;
For he knows 'tis just for gays
Who skip around the town for days
Whilst wearing brogues and pink carnations
And suffering from rectal complications.
The gentleman likes to wear a "Welly"
Whether in Singapore or fair New Delhi.
There's nothing that him more perplexes
Than the fashion for brogues 'mongst hemasexes.
On account of sporting a brand new brogue;
But the gentleman cares not for fashion.
In fact, he hates it with a passion;
For he knows 'tis just for gays
Who skip around the town for days
Whilst wearing brogues and pink carnations
And suffering from rectal complications.
The gentleman likes to wear a "Welly"
Whether in Singapore or fair New Delhi.
There's nothing that him more perplexes
Than the fashion for brogues 'mongst hemasexes.
on Brogues are best by Stephen Robins
4 Oct 2004, 4:51 AM
There's only one type of footwear
That can truly be said to suit
The feet of an English gentleman:
The sturdy "Welly" boot.
Named after the intrepid Duke
Whose hobby was to shoot
The naughty, dirty Frenchmen:
A toast to the "Welly" boot!
The boot is made of rubber
And stands in high repute
With the King and all his serving-men:
Give praise to the "Welly" boot!
The wearer of the Oxford brogue
Looks like a common brute
When stood beside the wearer
Of the English "Welly" boot!
A sign of a valiant hero
Whom all the world salute:
Give praise to God and England;
Shout "Huzzah!" for the "Welly" boot.
That can truly be said to suit
The feet of an English gentleman:
The sturdy "Welly" boot.
Named after the intrepid Duke
Whose hobby was to shoot
The naughty, dirty Frenchmen:
A toast to the "Welly" boot!
The boot is made of rubber
And stands in high repute
With the King and all his serving-men:
Give praise to the "Welly" boot!
The wearer of the Oxford brogue
Looks like a common brute
When stood beside the wearer
Of the English "Welly" boot!
A sign of a valiant hero
Whom all the world salute:
Give praise to God and England;
Shout "Huzzah!" for the "Welly" boot.
on Northern lights by Mr Pig
30 Sep 2004, 4:35 AM
East of Aberdeen,
from grey orb to pink hued sea
man and God yogurt.
from grey orb to pink hued sea
man and God yogurt.
on The Shocker (or "Where to put your fingers") by Tits
28 Sep 2004, 12:59 AM
Two in the bud;
One in the mud.
Two in the gash;
One in the trash.
One in the mud.
Two in the gash;
One in the trash.
replying on The Shocker (or "Where to put your fingers") by Tits
27 Sep 2004, 11:55 AM
Two in the cress;
One in the mess.
One in the mess.
on The Shocker (or "Where to put your fingers") by Tits
27 Sep 2004, 11:36 AM
Two in the flap;
One in the crap.
One in the crap.
replying on Cassius by helenwales
27 Sep 2004, 5:23 AM
Do you mean "wazzock"? Or have you invented a new word?
on Hollywood Is The Pits by Lenore
24 Sep 2004, 4:49 AM
I can't be bothered to read this poem but I'm going to vote anyway
on Many Thanks by Dovina
24 Sep 2004, 4:49 AM
Appallingly poignant nonsense
on Middle of the Night by Sasha
24 Sep 2004, 4:48 AM
Fiss plaps
on Cassius by helenwales
24 Sep 2004, 2:33 AM
You appar to like the phrases "ice cold" and "cold as ice". I can well understand why. Other than ice, it's quite difficult to think of something cold, isn't it?
on Screws by helenwales
24 Sep 2004, 2:31 AM
Absholutely shplendid. But who is pressing their ice-cold what into your what?
on AIDS in a Doug by horus8
17 Sep 2004, 6:16 AM
There once was an AIDS-tainted chimp
Who worked in the slums as a pimp.
He acquired the virus
By feeling desirous
About an old man with a limp.
Who worked in the slums as a pimp.
He acquired the virus
By feeling desirous
About an old man with a limp.
on The Dovina Limericks by Everyone
16 Sep 2004, 1:11 AM
Incidentally, can someone explain to me what happened to the wonderful set of poems about bearding a homemade negro Jesus?
I think we are talking at cross purposes. I am using the phrase "it is possible" to mean "it is a possibility as opposed to a certainty". You are using the phrase "it is possible" to mean "it is within the realms of possibility as opposed to the realms of impossibility". Adopting my meaning, I am correct. Adopting your meaning, you are correct. You can't say fairer than that.
Those shabby cads who spend their days
Spouting garbled financial cliches:
They spend their evenings bumming gays.