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AIDS in a Doug (Pimple) by horus8
Why, oh Doug, must you be hatin' on me? Yes, I've a beard, that is plain to see And I'm finely attuned with Democracy, but you are not, you are pee. Warm and frothy like my skirt Put you' head under, and go "Bert" Nestle you' mustache against mine Call me you' whore, do me divine, But don't act surprised when we are done... I thought you thought that AIDS wa' fun?

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Weighted score: 4.007849
Overall Rank: 13368
Posted: September 16, 2004 3:39 PM PDT; Last modified: September 16, 2004 10:26 PM PDT
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[9] Lifeboatman @ 210.213.182.5 | 16-Sep-04/11:21 PM | Reply
9... AIDS is fun...
[10] wFraser Allonby Q.C.w @ 195.157.153.253 | 17-Sep-04/6:16 AM | Reply
There once was an AIDS-tainted chimp
Who worked in the slums as a pimp.
He acquired the virus
By feeling desirous
About an old man with a limp.
[n/a] dougsoderstrom @ 207.80.112.1 | 17-Sep-04/10:05 AM | Reply
An absolutely wonderful poem! I think the rhymes are great. And the part about Doug....... really cool! But I didn't understand "the pee part." Did that part refer to the fact that one who is not finely attuned to democracy really is pee? And, Horus, do you really have a beard? Tell me the truth, Horus, do you? And just a little reminder here....... Aids is not fun!

Love,
Doug

P.S. Keep up the good work you're doing.......... your fan, Doug
[0] klosterfobik @ 172.145.75.64 | 17-Sep-04/5:59 PM | Reply
An absolute turd!
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.130.62.63 > klosterfobik | 17-Sep-04/10:30 PM | Reply
Way to sand bag Doug! But I thought we had moved past calling eachother "turds" When I anti'd up with a lapsnorkle to go with your asshat? Must you BE SOooo rhetorical? It really takes the fun out of bashing you to fodder with my higher intellect, and better equiped wit... Besides, we all know you're the HOMERUN OF SHIT Doug -- you fucking bespackled troglidyte. You can't write. You're a jealous bitch, and a punk ass-ho, deal with it. I'd fucking kick your ass, and I'm blind and gay!!!
[0] klosterfobik @ 205.188.117.6 > horus8 | 19-Sep-04/4:47 PM | Reply
Your so cool jeromeee!
[0] deleted user @ 172.145.75.64 | 17-Sep-04/6:25 PM | Reply
Thoughtless shit laid on a bed of stank ass.
[1] Stephen Robins @ 213.146.148.199 | 20-Sep-04/2:43 AM | Reply
There once was some AIDS in a Jug,
Which had held a bottle of Krug,
It transpired the drink,
Was poured down the sink,
To be replaced by the semen of your friend, Doug.
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