Why, oh Doug, must you be hatin' on me? Yes, I've a beard, that is plain to see And I'm finely attuned with Democracy, but you are not, you are pee. Warm and frothy like my skirt Put you' head under, and go "Bert" Nestle you' mustache against mine Call me you' whore, do me divine, But don't act surprised when we are done... I thought you thought that AIDS wa' fun?