on Monday Night in Milwaukee by jessicazee
23 Feb 2007, 1:55 AM
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on Now What Am I Supposed To Think About Love? by capachijim
23 Feb 2007, 1:53 AM
Please, in the interests of common decency, do not write any more poems until you are at least 12 years old.
on her love fading in the haze by Prince of Void
23 Feb 2007, 1:51 AM
Finely wrought, like a tramp's damp nappy.
on Journey by madamefrufru
23 Feb 2007, 1:50 AM
Fuck you, frufru-head. 10.
on Cat you cat by Tman
23 Feb 2007, 1:49 AM
shit poem, I hate cats.....
on Here are the wipes by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
23 Feb 2007, 1:49 AM
I must convey
My utter dismay
At finding today
Terry Wogan's toupee
In a state of decay
Upon your cheese tray.
My utter dismay
At finding today
Terry Wogan's toupee
In a state of decay
Upon your cheese tray.
on The exile returns by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
23 Feb 2007, 1:44 AM
Excellent work. Best poem ever written. Well done!
on S.E.X. by Poetic Jugernot
23 Feb 2007, 1:44 AM
Piss poor. Give up.
on A New Deal by oneglove
23 Feb 2007, 1:43 AM
Down on Pennsylvania
Theyâre all very gay
But Iâm here in Anacostia
Cause my cock has gone astray.
Theyâre all very gay
But Iâm here in Anacostia
Cause my cock has gone astray.
replying on The exile returns by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
22 Feb 2007, 7:19 AM
The size of my thighs
Is no surprise;
But the size of my cock
Is quite a shock.
Is no surprise;
But the size of my cock
Is quite a shock.
Deuteronomy 22:28-29: "When a man comes upon a virgin who has never been engaged and grabs and rapes her and they are found out, the man who raped her has to give her father fifty pieces of silver. He has to marry her because he took advantage of her. And he can never divorce her."
on skaskowski is totally gay by unknown
13 Feb 2006, 8:44 AM
A good, simple rhyme scheme, with a deft and poignant interweaving of harrowing social commentary. Well done!
on hendrimike is totally gay by wzodlacw
13 Feb 2006, 8:41 AM
A thoughtful and well considered piece. Well done!
on Glasseyez is totally gay by w-=Dark_Angel=-,_P.I.w
13 Feb 2006, 8:41 AM
A thought-provoking treatment of a sensitive issue. Well done!
on My back (An explanation) by Stephen Robins
1 Jun 2005, 8:02 AM
This is the best poem to have appeared on Poemranker since "The Huntsman's Secret".
Yours &c.
Henry Trumpington-Pigg
P.S. As you may have noticed, rockmage has a very bad case of AIDS, caused primarily by his excessive gayness.
Yours &c.
Henry Trumpington-Pigg
P.S. As you may have noticed, rockmage has a very bad case of AIDS, caused primarily by his excessive gayness.
replying on Applicative-Order Fixed-Point Operator by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
1 Jun 2005, 3:14 AM
The difficulty of the question is compounded by the fact that I have neither a book of logarithms nor a log-trip book nor indeed any paper. I possess only a pencil, an egg-timer, a pair of trussed kippers and an alarmingly small pair of socks.
Nevertheless, I estimate that the required quantity is just short of 189 gallons.
Nevertheless, I estimate that the required quantity is just short of 189 gallons.
on Anniversary by Hallmark
17 May 2005, 12:56 AM
Is this poeme about bumsex? Are you some sort of bummersexualist?