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Fraser Allonby Q.C. is a recipient of the poemWanker award: PLEASE VOTE FOR MELANIE (Ode) by wFraser Allonby Q.C.wLikes to create fake accounts pretending to be other users. Melanie McLean,
As far as I can ascertain,
Is the best looking Tory
In the whole campaign.
She treats the poor with disdain
And would all immigrants detain
In an island somewhere off Spain.
Long may she reign!
The other parties look mundane:
The Lib Dem candidate is very plain,
And the Labour girl is as big as a train.
If Mel was not standing, I would abstain.
If she loses, we'll complain
And to the railings ourselves we shall chain
Although 'twill cause us physical pain,
For her defeat on democracy will be a stain.
If she wins, we'll drink champagne
And bring out the strippers to entertain
The rich who'll vote for her again
In return for a few wraps of free cocaine.
Up the ladder:
8 or 9
Down the ladder:
Valantine
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 7.2222223
Posted: May 3, 2005 2:29 PM PDT; Last modified: May 4, 2005 7:19 AM PDTWeighted score: 6.111111 Overall Rank: 1114 Comments:
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fevriere @ 62.254.128.7
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3-May-05/2:29 PM
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Yeah. Not at all bad for a topical verse.
Politics + Your Head = Gold
I assume this is about some British Election coming up?
Vote for blonde, bubbly right winger?
Or a fat lesbian minger? It's Mel for me, For she's the Tory, To make Peter Snow a swinger. Now that fat truck of a mess from labour! Why, only a body transplant could save her, The size of her belly, And her cunt's like a welly, Filled with communist jelly. The lib dem is as plain as a door, Without paint or other decor, Tax and spend is the vow, Of this skinny frau, She is easy to abhor.
" Stop reading Calvin Trillin"
poetandknowit
Why not let dear Melanie know how you feel:
melanie.mclean@gmail.com A bit late now, but I'm sure she'll appreciate the thought. 309 view(s)
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