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Free verse № 71836

Breasts

Member since 2003 · Posted 24 Oct 2003 · 7 comments

Breasts, Breasts, everywhere, Breasts, Breasts, pubic hair, Breasts, Breasts, all lactating, Breasts, Breasts, but not a thing to drink.

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[10] wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 24-Oct-03/6:19 AM Reply
WOW!!!!!11
MEDIOCRITY CODE
01F49D04

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[5] EAger to Offend 24-Oct-03/6:42 AM Reply
I feel your pain. And the Coleridge reference is cute.
[8] razorgrin 24-Oct-03/6:44 AM Reply
I agree, the last line is really what makes it.
[0] Bachus 24-Oct-03/8:08 AM Reply
Yeah, face cancer will do that.
[n/a] Stephen Robins › Bachus 24-Oct-03/2:53 PM Reply

Yeah, face cancer will do what?

http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=53476

this poem proves cancer is not funny.
[9] ARTIE 24-Oct-03/1:05 PM Reply
Dr. Fuhrmenbresten says, "If you've seen one...you've likely seen 'em both." Not sure the reference to pubic hair fits in the grand scheme of breasts, but, I like the last two lines. 9
[10] deleted user 16-Jan-07/6:10 PM Reply
Very cunting funny