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Ze German Poetry (Free verse) by Stephen Robins
Jah, for sure, Ve love ze techno. And Ze Schnitzel is gut Bratwurst, Bratwurst, Bratwurst. Ve vear Zilly pointy hats und are liberal about ze gayz Ve von't to own Europe to go for holidayz Bratwurst, Bratwurst, Bratwurst. Ve don't like ze tommies zey are so uncouth So ve bomb zere bloody country und join zer hitler youth. Bratwurst, Bratwurst, Bratwurst. Ve have a problem vit your English pound you better watch out or you vill be lebensraum Bratwurst, Bratwurst, Bratwurst. Ve Enjoy ze pornography aber our favourite subject of all is national geography Ve von't be very happy until ve own ze lot Bratwurst, Bratwurst, Bratwurst.

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.818182
Weighted score: 5.909091
Overall Rank: 1414
Posted: March 31, 2003 2:49 AM PST; Last modified: March 31, 2003 2:49 AM PST
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[7] deleted user @ 205.188.209.107 | 31-Mar-03/3:04 PM | Reply
lol
[6] Sasha @ 69.138.236.63 | 13-May-04/1:02 PM | Reply
I sink zat you vould be better usingg ze S for ze th sound at ze end off "youth"
[10] Shuushin @ 147.154.235.51 > Sasha | 14-May-04/10:21 AM | Reply
This one is pretty frickin dead on though, if not exactly in accent, certainly in flavor - you must admit.
[0] Edna Sweetlove @ 85.210.47.194 | 14-Aug-06/1:11 PM | Reply
Puerile, ignorant, racist shite.
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