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Free verse № 45720

Ze German Poetry

by Stephen Robins

Member since 2003 · Posted 31 Mar 2003 · 5 comments

Jah, for sure, Ve love ze techno. And Ze Schnitzel is gut Bratwurst, Bratwurst, Bratwurst. Ve vear Zilly pointy hats und are liberal about ze gayz Ve von't to own Europe to go for holidayz Bratwurst, Bratwurst, Bratwurst. Ve don't like ze tommies zey are so uncouth So ve bomb zere bloody country und join zer hitler youth. Bratwurst, Bratwurst, Bratwurst. Ve have a problem vit your English pound you better watch out or you vill be lebensraum Bratwurst, Bratwurst, Bratwurst. Ve Enjoy ze pornography aber our favourite subject of all is national geography Ve von't be very happy until ve own ze lot Bratwurst, Bratwurst, Bratwurst.

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5 comments

[7] deleted user 31-Mar-03/3:04 PM Reply
lol
[6] Sasha 13-May-04/1:02 PM Reply
I sink zat you vould be better usingg ze S for ze th sound at ze end off "youth"
[10] Shuushin › Sasha 14-May-04/10:21 AM Reply
This one is pretty frickin dead on though, if not exactly in accent, certainly in flavor - you must admit.
[0] Edna Sweetlove 14-Aug-06/1:11 PM Reply
Puerile, ignorant, racist shite.
[0] wDaphnew 14-Feb-21/10:05 AM Reply
childish tommyrot