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Lonely Hearts (Other) by Stephen Robins A Bright Chap Desires Enchanting Female.
Genuine Heterosexuals Interested in Japes,
Kebabs and Lonely Men Needed.
Obvious Prostitutes or Queens
Requesting Sexual Training are Unwelcome.
Verifiable Women with X-Chromosomes and
Youthful Zest Are Bound to Create Desired Effect.
Feminine Genitalia Housing Imitation Jam
or Kennelling Lobsters is Most Necessary.
Up the ladder:
The sparrow
Down the ladder:
Rapariffic
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Posted: January 2, 2007 8:50 AM PST; Last modified: February 15, 2007 3:02 AM PSTWeighted score: 4.8814354 Overall Rank: 10020 Comments:
Needs more acronyms.
Sounds like flarf from any officecomputer. You can do better: so do better.
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Hmm. Ah, VDs?
Great for Valentine's, yes?
Cute, much cuter than the blatancy of it belies... but not enough for me, still, to care. Too much reliance on shock value, I think...?