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Lonely Hearts (Other) by Stephen Robins
A Bright Chap Desires Enchanting Female. Genuine Heterosexuals Interested in Japes, Kebabs and Lonely Men Needed. Obvious Prostitutes or Queens Requesting Sexual Training are Unwelcome. Verifiable Women with X-Chromosomes and Youthful Zest Are Bound to Create Desired Effect. Feminine Genitalia Housing Imitation Jam or Kennelling Lobsters is Most Necessary.


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Arithmetic Mean: 2.5
Weighted score: 4.8814354
Overall Rank: 9908
Posted: January 2, 2007 8:50 AM PST; Last modified: February 15, 2007 3:02 AM PST
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[4] nentwined @ 76.167.62.172 | 15-Feb-07/6:29 PM | Reply
Imititation Jam, Kennelling Lobsters?

Hmm. Ah, VDs?

Great for Valentine's, yes?

Cute, much cuter than the blatancy of it belies... but not enough for me, still, to care. Too much reliance on shock value, I think...?
[n/a] richa @ 81.179.135.216 | 16-Feb-07/2:39 PM | Reply
Needs more acronyms.
[n/a] Dental Panic @ 84.85.206.227 | 17-Feb-07/1:44 PM | Reply
Sounds like flarf from any officecomputer. You can do better: so do better.
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