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Lonely Hearts

by Stephen Robins

Member since 2003 · Posted 2 Jan 2007 · Edited 15 Feb 2007 · 3 comments

A Bright Chap Desires Enchanting Female. Genuine Heterosexuals Interested in Japes, Kebabs and Lonely Men Needed. Obvious Prostitutes or Queens Requesting Sexual Training are Unwelcome. Verifiable Women with X-Chromosomes and Youthful Zest Are Bound to Create Desired Effect. Feminine Genitalia Housing Imitation Jam or Kennelling Lobsters is Most Necessary.

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[4] nentwined 15-Feb-07/6:29 PM Reply
Imititation Jam, Kennelling Lobsters?

Hmm. Ah, VDs?

Great for Valentine's, yes?

Cute, much cuter than the blatancy of it belies... but not enough for me, still, to care. Too much reliance on shock value, I think...?
[n/a] richa 16-Feb-07/2:39 PM Reply
Needs more acronyms.
[n/a] Dental Panic 17-Feb-07/1:44 PM Reply
Sounds like flarf from any officecomputer. You can do better: so do better.