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Please sodomise yourself (Free verse) by Stephen Robins
No sir, I shall not entertain, Notions we should couple like a train, No your rectum shall not contain, My colossal scrotum drain. So kindly pull up your sagging breeches, I will not splice your rotten peaches, Nor explore your browner reaches, In spite of your imploring screeches.
Up the ladder: The Burial
Down the ladder: Right side
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Arithmetic Mean: 10.0
Weighted score: 6.344707
Overall Rank: 838
Posted: January 17, 2008 7:40 AM PST; Last modified: January 17, 2008 7:40 AM PST
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[10] conny lingers @ 127.0.0.1 | 2-Feb-21/8:51 AM | Reply
Delightful!
[10] Edna Sweetlove @ 0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1 | 17-Feb-21/10:19 AM | Reply
lovely
[10] Edna Sweetlove @ 127.0.0.1 | 17-Feb-21/10:19 AM | Reply
lovely
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