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When I say I'm a 14 yr old girl I mean 75 year old man (Ode) by Shardik
I want to take you to the park me dearie I'd love to bounce you up & down on me lap You can pull on my whiskers today me deary Whilst I felch you and all that good crap. Can we pretend I'm young again me dearie? We can rename the sun, sky, and trees You can beer bong my balls tonight me dearie I have a wide selection of slave harvested teas. And tomorrow I'll strap you with wood me dearie Beneath the bent shade of me ancient willow You will undress and show me pure things me dearie Whilst I treat my feet to your bum's silky pillow.

Up the ladder: Story of the Flamer
Down the ladder: The Burial

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.8461537
Weighted score: 6.3496466
Overall Rank: 836
Posted: October 19, 2003 11:46 PM PDT; Last modified: October 19, 2003 11:46 PM PDT
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[9] kingit @ 67.68.49.50 | 19-Oct-03/11:57 PM | Reply
maybe I should be neutered, but this is a nice ditty!
[n/a] Shardik @ 24.126.113.154 > kingit | 20-Oct-03/12:00 AM | Reply
tanks!
[8] richa @ 81.178.236.130 | 20-Oct-03/9:14 AM | Reply
especially like that someone pretending to be a 14 yr old girl and suggesting someone to 'pull on my whiskers'

Reminds me of little red riding hood.
[8] ecargo @ 64.252.65.208 | 20-Oct-03/8:23 PM | Reply
Indeede, a fine yarn in true 'rankerlecherous tradition.
[n/a] poetandknowit @ 65.100.176.64 | 20-Oct-03/10:04 PM | Reply
Cutting edge!!!!!!!! Super!!!!!!
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