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When I say I'm a 14 yr old girl I mean 75 year old man (Ode) by Shardik I want to take you to the park me dearie
I'd love to bounce you up & down on me lap
You can pull on my whiskers today me deary
Whilst I felch you and all that good crap.
Can we pretend I'm young again me dearie?
We can rename the sun, sky, and trees
You can beer bong my balls tonight me dearie
I have a wide selection of slave harvested teas.
And tomorrow I'll strap you with wood me dearie
Beneath the bent shade of me ancient willow
You will undress and show me pure things me dearie
Whilst I treat my feet to your bum's silky pillow.
Up the ladder:
Vichyssoise, then murder
Down the ladder:
Story of the Flamer
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 6.8461537
Posted: October 19, 2003 11:46 PM PDT; Last modified: October 19, 2003 11:46 PM PDTWeighted score: 6.3496466 Overall Rank: 835 Comments:
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kingit @ 67.68.49.50
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19-Oct-03/11:57 PM
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maybe I should be neutered, but this is a nice ditty!
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Shardik @ 24.126.113.154
> kingit
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20-Oct-03/12:00 AM
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tanks!
especially like that someone pretending to be a 14 yr old girl and suggesting someone to 'pull on my whiskers'
Reminds me of little red riding hood.
Indeede, a fine yarn in true 'rankerlecherous tradition.
Cutting edge!!!!!!!! Super!!!!!!
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