I want to take you to the park me dearie I'd love to bounce you up & down on me lap You can pull on my whiskers today me deary Whilst I felch you and all that good crap. Can we pretend I'm young again me dearie? We can rename the sun, sky, and trees You can beer bong my balls tonight me dearie I have a wide selection of slave harvested teas. And tomorrow I'll strap you with wood me dearie Beneath the bent shade of me ancient willow You will undress and show me pure things me dearie Whilst I treat my feet to your bum's silky pillow.